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Many years ago, my dream was to be secretary general of the United Nations, with the power to control all mankind. Later, I gave up the idea because I didn’t learn English well and realized that the SECRETARY-GENERAL of the United Nations really had no real power and was very demanding.

Many years ago, my dream was to be a lawyer. Every day, I wore a suit and tie. I walked with a sound gait and spoke eloquently. But eventually, because of his poor Mandarin and high moral standards, he gave up the idea.

Later, my dream is to be a gynecologist, determined to be the best male gynecologist in China. My wish is to let fuyanjie company bankrupt, let seven dimensional space unsalable, let the world’s women happy face.

Later, finally understand in tears, dream to achieve is really very difficult.

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Many years later today, I am honored to become a programmer, from now on my desire to become: I hope people for a long time, there is no bug.

In my many years in the industry:

I’ve hated the product, I’ve cursed the test.

I slept in the machine room and stayed up all night in the company.

I’ve answered questions on StackOverflow and open sourced software on Github.

Understand CSS, JavaScript, PHP, C, C++, C#, Java, Ruby, Perl, Lisp, Python, Objective-C, ActionScript and other languages Hello World; Familiar with the reinstallation of Windows, Linux, MacOS, iOS, Android and other systems.

Programmer this industry is really not easy, technology update speed is extremely fast, work pressure is great.

According to incomplete statistics: every year there are about five hundred thousand program ape because of various POTS and caused personal and property losses. Currently, procedural apes have been listed as a rare species in society. Some of those who took the blame were used by human, financial, product, etc., as a shield for work mistakes, and some were used by the company’s top management as corporate totems to worship the heaven. Even the small number of programmers who have no experience are used to a variety of intensive labor, the basic vacation is not guaranteed.

As an experienced programmer, I decided to start a novel to explain how a programmer can survive and gain respect in this materialistic jungle full of wolves.

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