At 8.30am in East 8th District, I woke up perfectly naturally and started playing with the iPhone 12, the latest product of the world’s most valuable company.
Open wechat, which has 1.151 billion monthly active accounts, and check what your friends are doing.
With 550 million monthly active users, it’s good to see what’s going on in China.
Then I got up, opened the curtains, and stood on the balcony of my 110,000 /m² rented apartment, warmed by the stars in the center of the solar system.
Simple wash gargle finished, said to the mirror: “Daniel, is a new day, refueling”.
Then I began to struggle with the way I would travel today.
It’s a sweet agony whether to summon my own driver to pick me up by didi, or take a multimillion-dollar bus, or a subway worth hundreds of millions.
After a moment’s thought, I decided to keep it simple and ride the hk $1.85 trillion worth of shared bikes from listed companies to work.
After all, I also want to do my part for the world’s environmental protection.
At about 9:30, I arrived at Lebyte Company. After eating the free breakfast that only listed companies can provide, I sat down on the ergonomic chair that can effectively protect my L4/5 lumbar vertebra, opened the Mac that I can only see in Starbucks, made a cup of medlar tea with a history of more than 4000 years, and began my day’s work.
First of all, I looked at the stock of the company. Yes, it went up by 7 points. I think it is because I went online to fix the Bug yesterday.
Open only formal employees can visit the BBS, direct to my favorite section to make friends, enjoy the appearance level more than eight, education graduate student started the goddess of the PS picture carefully, read again and again for three times their introduction and requirement, heart silent laughs: “it seems that I am in life are not the man.”
Suddenly received text messages, online alarm message think if this Bug is not to fix problems can lead to an online, thus affecting the user purchase orders and, in turn, leads to prices, causing the Wall Street financial storm, causing the global financial crisis, causing a third world war, I can’t help but slightly my hands shaking up.
Don’t panic, it’s not a problem.
I opened the editor IDEA activated by the legitimate serial number and sorted out the code of the project developed by PHP, the best language in the world, and finally found that I had added a logical judgment.
“Homer sometimes nods,” he sighed.
After single-handedly averting World War III, it was twelve o ‘clock noon, time for lunch.
Now, I’m torn again.
Whether to enjoy the western restaurant McDonald’s, which has about 32,000 branches in 119 countries on six continents, or the Chinese restaurant Shaxian Snacks, which has more than 88,000 stores in 62 countries and regions around the world, hesitatingly looked at its balance, only 0.000005 billion DOLLARS, or shaxian snacks bar.
After all, support domestic, start from me.
After lunch, I took part in the only anti-capitalist activity of the proletariat at present – paid shit, and then through the nap to complete the brain cleaning and restart, ready for The Three Kingdoms battle in the afternoon.
We had a meeting around 2:00 p.m., with me, product, testing, and the big three of the company in the conference room.
First of all, the product manager put forward three requirements for me. I thought for a moment and then went back to them:
One is too easy to do.
One is too complex to implement.
One needs to be re-evaluated to decide if it can be done.
Then the test came up with three bugs for me, luckily I was prepared:
One I sneaked in a while ago, and then reminded him to test it carefully next time.
I proved that it was a Feature, not a Bug, and asked him to understand the requirements carefully, even if his work was just dribs and drabs.
I will not list the last one as a Bug for the reason of not being able to reproduce stably. I will follow up after the meeting.
Then he leaves the meeting with a big sigh, claiming credit for continuing to code and change the world.
At four o ‘clock in the afternoon, looking at my plaid blazer, I knew I was going to create again.
I first combed through the needs of the product managers, then took a look at the bugs mentioned in the test. Without me, they would all be out of work.
To think that I have managed to feed so many people, I guess with great power comes great responsibility, and suddenly understand Spider-Man.
Then I opened Up GitHub, the largest gay dating site in the world, and saw the best and brightest people in the world advising me on how to use their code one day.
Even if GitHub doesn’t have the code I need, I can use Baidu, Google, and all the tech solutions in the world.
After two hours of coding, today’s creative work is over.
Look at the time, almost six o ‘clock, by the way to inform the boss I have to go. Suddenly, I feel sorry for my boss. He has to spend 8,000 yuan every month to ask me to help him. I hope he can grow up quickly.
I sent out the daily paper before I left
It has promoted the development of environmental protection in the world
World War III was averted
Fixed several functions for the company’s stock limit
On the way home, I felt I had worked hard for a day and could indulge myself, so I took hundreds of millions of subway to go back.
After trying to get into the subway in the evening rush hour, I could not help but feel happy when I saw the crowds of people in the subway. My servant was really reliable, and I knew I was approachable and happy with the people. I found so many people to accompany me home together!
After returning home, I stood on the balcony, watching the city lights come on and the neon lights are shining brightly. Then I poured a cup of Coca-Cola of 21 years old, and indulged in the music of the dance moonlight over the Lotus Pond in the square downstairs. I enjoyed the ladies dancing for me and finally made a simple wish: I hope you can like it and enjoy your life like I do! (From Lebyte)
PS: I recommend a self-study course from Java Zero to Ali P8 architects