Have you ever missed the passing of the senior three, regret that they did not excel, or regret that they did not fill in the application form. In fact, as long as the voluntary selection of good, every year like the end of the college entrance examination.


For example, you choose computer major, then you will face advanced mathematics, linear algebra, C language, introduction to computer, discrete mathematics, electronic technology, C++ programming, assembly language programming, computer composition principle, compilation principle, operating system, database principle…





It’s college entrance examination season again, let’s do the “programmers’ college entrance examination paper” to calm down


2018 National Unified Entrance Examination for Regular Institutions of Higher Learning (Paper A)

Programmer’s College Entrance Examination Paper (A)

Category of candidates: code farmers

1. Programmer A: Lend me 1000 yuan.

Programmer B: Give you a round number.

How much does programmer B lend programmer A? (a)

A. 1000 dollars

B. 1024 yuan

C. 1111 yuan


2, Programmer A: Hey // what do you mean?

Programmer B: Hey.

Programmer A: Uh let me ask you what does // mean?

Programmer B: Go ahead.

Programmer A: Didn’t I just ask?

Programmer B: Huh?

What exactly did programmer A ask programmer B? (a)

A. hey

B. Well, let me ask you something

C. // What does that mean


3. Why can’t programmers tell Halloween from Christmas? (a)

31 OCT == 25 DEC

B. Programmers have to work overtime/no holidays

C. Programmers don’t have girlfriends


4, programmers are most afraid of the pop-up window is ()

A.


B.


C.




5, programmer: ah, too tired day can not live, how to change line ah? (a)

A. hit enter

B. Without a new line, life is over

C. Nothing except typing. Line feed is still typing


6. What do programmers name their children? (a)

A. Yiyi, Lingling, Yiling, Lingyi, Yichu

B. Ctrl, Alt, and Delete

C. How can a programmer have a girlfriend?


7. How to make a million fast? (a)

A. while

B. to buy lottery tickets

C. when a beggar


8, programmers work before the wife call: wife, dinner I bring back to eat, you say to buy some of what?

Wife: buy 1 catty steamed stuffed bun, if encounter sell watermelon of, buy 1.

Programmer buy steamed stuffed bun, saw next to someone selling watermelon. So, what do programmers take home for dinner? (a)

A. 1 jin of steamed stuffed bun

B. 1 baozi

C. 1 watermelon


A couple of programmer lovers sitting face to face, what are they doing? (a)

A. Object-oriented programming

B. to drink coffee

C. Complain about the product manager


Boss: Cheng, the new version must be online before work!

Cheng: Ok.

The next day, the boss went to work and asked Cheng: Why hasn’t the new version been online yet?

What did Cheng say? (a)

A. There is something wrong with the version

B. Requirements were changed before the release

C. I’m not off duty yet


What do you like to hang in the programmer’s study?

A. hello world

B. just do it

C. impossible is nothing


12. What is a must-read book for advanced programmers? (a)

A. C Language Program and Design

B. Silent Fury

C. Cervical Spondylosis Rehabilitation Guide

D. To Live


13. What is the most hacked programming language? (a)

A.Java

B.JavaScript

C.Python

D.PHP


How do you kill a programmer? (a)

A. No bug is found

B. Change the demand three times

C. to work overtime


15. What if a programmer’s girlfriend and mother fall into the water at the same time? (a)

A. Save your girlfriend first

B. Save mom first

C. Press the Back button


16. Why do programmers who smoke don’t care about the warning on their cigarette packets? (a)

A. the word is too small

B. Programmers see only programs

C. Warning is not required

Programmer’s college entrance examination paper





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