The work is high-end atmosphere, the salary is low-key luxury grounding gas!
We are called “programming apes” or “siege lions”!
But often our hair falls before the city is taken!
One of our favorite things to hear
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“When I finish typing this line of code, I divorce you!”
“He said without looking up
After listening, her heart warm
She thought, this may be the longest love commitment
(Because I know I’ll never finish typing code)
— Top 10 Moving Stories of 2017 Award
“As soon as I finish typing this line of code, I will accompany you to dinner.”
After listening, her heart pulled cold pull cold
This, she thought, was the most gentle possible parting
(Because I know I’ll never finish typing code)
— Nominated for the top 10 Moving Stories of 2017
A bosom friend is rare in life, others do not understand what I was thinking ~ finally one day, I met my bosom friend on the top of the mountain. He was bareheaded, dressed in a monk’s robe, and for no reason, my heart was in love with mine.
I said to him: I can’t let go of some things, some people.
He said: There is nothing in this world that cannot be put down.
I say: but I just can’t let go.
‘The way I see it, you don’t have enough storage space,’ he said.
I exclaimed, quickly asked: master, how do you know so.
He sighed and said: at the beginning I just do not know the internal virtualization, waste brain too much, the hair fell light, finally came to be a monk ~
Paragraph 4: A newly married programmer went out to meet customers with his boss. While drinking, he said some ABCD codes that no one could understand, and fell unconscious after getting drunk. After being carried home, his wife tried to sober him up in various ways, but to no avail, so she called his colleagues.
Colleagues said, I now do in the system to send a bug notice, suddenly the husband mobile phone SMS micro letter mailbox nails at the same time shock, I saw the man miso once jumped up from the bed, energetic, Shouting: “and TM where there is a bug” husband very miserable! The husband is very hard! Hubby come on!
— To pay tribute to this group of people who have unparalleled endurance, transcending The Times of intelligence, and helpless pain across society
☞ Because of the bug, then overtime, then no night life
My boyfriend was on a business trip to Shanghai to give a speech on the system. He said that this was the first time he had been out of Guangdong province in his life. He took a train to the Yangtze River and wanted to see its magnificence and expansion
Paragraph seven most vexed boyfriend say a word is: computer in hand, code I have!
Take a good ride in the car, but also posted pictures to prove that they do not forget to work
If I don’t code for a minute, I’ll slap you
(I just want you to get some rest)
In the IT industry, programmers are called “Internet elite”. In fact, they are the “ghost” with the “cabbage” salary. During normal working hours, they work overtime in the company. Normal vacation, they work overtime at home, eat more irregular, because they have to constantly staring, to prevent the harassment of bugs.
Even his relatives and he have to kill to the machine room to see him, people who do not know, do not know people still think that you go out early and come home at night, or even stay out at night because there is a “small five” outside.
No one in this industry will be stupid, because every day the brain is running at high speed, it doesn’t matter if you can’t understand English, I can understand the code to know what the above sentence translation is, god thinking ~
Duan Zijiu reporter asked an old man: grandpa, what is your secret to keeping beautiful?
Big ye said: during the day to knock on the code, at night masturbation system, posture do not move, the eye can move.
Interviewer: Huh? What do you do for a living?
Grandpa: Code.
Reporter: is that big ye itself like baldheaded very much?
Grandpa: It’s gone
If you have a friend who is a programmer, give him a little help. Sitting in front of the computer for more than a dozen hours a day without moving in one position. When you have time, take him out to see someone, ask him out for dinner, drink meat and pay for everything. Don’t ask him for money.
Work pressure is already very big, please understand her, tolerate him, play cards also deliberately lost to him. When he left, he filled a red envelope of eight thousand yuan and let him feel the warmth of the world! Please stay close to him, life is mutually supportive! Don’t say, someone threw eggs in front!! I want to meet the enemy head on
After watching the above jokes, you are not empathy, whether to laugh or cry, although there is a drop of exaggeration in the composition, but the IT industry is really not easy! Every programmer is an amiable and respectable superhero!
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