A pre-announced

Sorry, this may be a hydrology (but absolutely sincere work), students who are not good at water, please back a little bit, watch on the shore, let the waves who are good at water forward to enjoy the waves.

Writing is not easy. It needs encouragement. Get into the habit of liking it and watching. 😁

Word meaning

In accordance with the principle of document specification, this section gives a more detailed definition of the frequently used words in this article to prevent ambiguity.

  • Make friends: especially, but not limited to, friends of the opposite sex.
  • Active: “active” and “implicative inside collect” not contradictory, can be “frank and bold” active, also can be “wen wan shy” active.
  • Dog head to protect life: in the article many use the dog head to protect life, said that this gua really ask you to praise and positive comments, spray words can only be light spray, write this article needs courage.
  • Ben gua: Ben Gua refers to the author, I, Ben Anthony. Really do not understand, can think that this melon is this melon skin.
  • Programming thinking: Don’t be afraid of problems! Smile at it! Because I’m a programmer. I have a programming mind.
  • Envision/expectation: “envision,” “envision,” “tentative,” and similar words in a similar context, all express that the current stage is in the initial stage of conception, based on the current preconceived view.
  • Phase I: Phase I refers to the “project Phase I” and is the most important phase, the process from 0 to 1.

origin

Every industry has its characteristics, and the programmer is no exception.

Dealing with code every day, as the saying goes, “If you are close, you will be black”. Over time, we will inevitably appear a little locomotive. Bengua is often teased by his girlfriend, asking me if I am a robot. 😒).

“Dull” is definitely one of the key words that characterizes the programmer community, although you can also interpret it as “calm.” It does cause problems and confusion for some of us programmers.

Examples are too numerous to enumerate.

  1. Little sister does not like “wooden” people very much.
  2. The programmer was too nervous to speak during the dating.
  3. The programmer couldn’t get over the fact that he couldn’t express his feelings correctly.

Once we laugh at ourselves: “money more words less S early”, only to find that girlfriend. Can, female compatriot people total by that cheat Dally the man of female affection hold up, za heart drips blood ❣ who know again?

Good people always start with themselves.

Friends, we need to change the root of the “silent language” of conversation, and the “one sentence suffocating” straight male thinking, always “666”, “oh, um, ah, er”, or in the dating etiquette are wrong…… So, want not to shed tears all difficult na (why strong man often shed tears 😭).

It’s time to do something about it! Change begins with acceptance of change! It’s not a bad thing to create more options for yourself.

We found that when it comes to dating, people tend to prefer people who are more positive (okay) and funny (just right).

How do you do that?

The most outstanding quality of our programmers is that they are not afraid of problems. When they encounter problems, they can use engineering and procedural ideas to solve them.

This guide to Programmer Humor aims to help dumb programmers succeed in love and in life, and finally realize that making friends is as natural as breathing.

Limited personal ability, we invite you to jointly maintain this guide (serious face)! The specific method depends on the feedback of this article, to be updated ~

Slogn Bengua had all been decided and was tentatively set to:

I am a programmer, I am very humorous everyday ~

Every programmer is humorous every day ~

(Doghead 🐶 save your life)

Architecture design

First things first: Bengua is not an architect (at least not at that level). But after all: “have not eaten pork, have not seen a pig run” (🐶 save life)?

A picture is worth a thousand words. please look at the diagram.

  • This picture is original, reproduced please indicate the source.

Explanation:

Currently, the architecture has five modules. (the “Five modules” sound comprehensive 🐶)

  1. Bottom principle: bottom you know! The foundation of the foundation, the core of the core, the premise of the premise. We make friends, too, must have the core theory support, its official authority, not to deny. This module can be understood as the underlying principle of Spring Boot.

  2. Data storage: different from cheating and playing with women’s feelings of the man all over the sky disorderly kan, our programmers is steady, all based on data, do well grounded! This module can be understood as the benchmarking database Mysql.

  3. Cache optimization: although this melon is the front end, but often with the background to deal with, can also hear such as Redis cache, in fact, is not limited to back-end cache, front-end cache is also important. How do you use caching in dating? Example 1: usually do more homework in private, simulate making friends, and so on meet the real scene of making friends, can quickly extract the simulated content and react, so as to have excellent performance. This module can be understood as the benchmarking front – and back-end caching mechanism.

  4. Interaction design: web1.0 is one-way access to information, web2.0 is two-way interaction, make the experience better. Here temporarily set to: not humorous programmer ==web1.0, humorous programmer ==web2.0. This module can be understood as a benchmarking UED.

  5. UI framework: THIS I know, with a good UI framework can help you save a lot of effort. This module can be understood as a benchmarking view presentation.

Note: it is recommended that you first grasp the general framework, and then go to see the details of the development, and then look back, there will be a different experience 🐶.

First, the underlying principle

Great oaks from little acorns grow! Only the bottom solid, superstructure can recklessly build up!

The Chinese virtue

In this aspect of human life, there is no “Chinese traditional virtue” more bottom thing! Thousands of years have come down like this, you a programmer make friends, do your bottom is not enough? One can plant trees, and another can enjoy the shade. Well, we are standing so high because we are standing on the shoulders of giants. Return false if you object to this part.

This is the principle, the unbreakable principle. This is the bottom line, the red line that cannot be crossed.

Please do not think that this has nothing to do with “humor”, “humor” is not unlimited, to understand what is the premise, what is fundamental.

Outline: specific to programmer humor making friends this part, we need to extract the essence of “traditional virtues”, list them, and make remarks on special cases, can cite one or two counterexamples.

Specific:

1. Love, filial piety and fraternal respect

① Is the so-called “old and old old and old people, young I young and young people young”, to the standard of our programmers’ daily, can be understood as: white programmers should not laugh at bald old programmers, “bald problem” can only be someone else’s self-mockery. Because you, too, will grow old. In the same way, older and more experienced people shouldn’t mock the novice for not knowing anything, because you’ve been there before.

② Confucian culture is based on “benevolence”. What are the guidelines for programmers? It can be interpreted as having a kind heart towards those around you. People around us include: art little sister, product little sister, testing little sister, etc., if someone brings up a BUG or demand, in the spirit of “benevolence”, I must answer it, even if the BUG should not be your responsibility, this demand is a pit. After receiving, za again treat each other with courtesy, persuade a person with reason, can’t give a hand to touch a hand series again? This will strengthen your relationship and show that you are responsible.

③ Filial piety, this small point is difficult to understand. Based on the current network environment, it is common to be a parent. Moreover, having both parents at the same time is a mess. To mark to our programmers, this melon suggested that it is not easy to recognize people as parents, licking dogs can not house. And it is not good to be a parent, which is not respectful to others. You should never say “Mom loves you” unless you are given permission to do so.

2. Courtesy

“Modest” means modest, which is very important. The good news, according to Bengua, is that most programmers are “humble” because they are always “big guys” and “big guys”. But there are often “partial installation B” this situation, such as in the acquaintance of three or two friends circle, blowing blowing can blow themselves into the CTO of the company to be listed. “Partial loading B” is not prohibited, but pay attention to the impact. Especially in public, can you keep your voice down?

“Harmony” means harmony between families and neighbors. Benchmarking programmers are about uniting team members and colleagues in other departments. In fact, every family has its own difficulties, we are trying to maintain the surface of the “beautiful”. Adults, don’t talk about it, life goes on. You and your team may not be close to each other, but please be respectful. You and your colleagues in other departments don’t have to cross shoulders, but please give a greeting signal when you meet. respect! peace&love!

“Good manners” refers to politeness and pays attention to etiquette. Etiquette is so important. Most of our programmers are “knowledgeable” people (taught in school), to achieve “gift” is more to rely on their own practice. Example: The fact that we can give more gifts on a regular basis is definitely one thing that generates positive feedback. Such as treating colleagues to drink a cup of milk tea ah, for the opposite sex to buy a bunch of flowers and so on. Really, you’ll be surprised by the subtle positive feedback you get.

3. Be honest

“Integrity” is really too important, can be said to be the foundation of the establishment of people. Programmers are human too…

function judgeMan(diffpeople){
    return diffpeople.Honest?true:false
}
judgeMan(programmer)
Copy the code

Example: our programmer first can not break promise to people, promised to do as much as possible to people, can not do also want to write a detailed accident report. Play, play, play, don’t make fun of promises. So I also suggest friends, little promise, more action.

② “Dripping of grace, when yongquan phase reported”, this need not say much. More is told those who have been “grateful” small white programmers to repay the kindness. “Swift horses are common, but bole is not.” This is true.

4. Serve your country faithfully

Patriotism, no doubt! Our programmer is a top talent of the motherland. Emphasis again: patriotic, no doubt!

Example: the code itself is not moral, but if you write any harm to the motherland this big collective honor or interests of the business code, send you three words: get out of the gram!

5. Give up on yourself

“To subdue” means to control one’s own desires. The programmer desires that Ben Gua sees are: gluttony, lust, greed, depression, anger, laziness, vanity and arrogance 🐶 (programmers are people too). In fact, lust is not can not have, but can not be extreme extreme. You need to find a balance between these desires and not lose yourself to them at the expense of your relationships with family and friends. This requires constant reminding and restraint.

② The words of “honor” are essentially asking me to think more about collective interests. In ancient times, Dayu controlled the flood three times and did not enter the house. Now you can have: write three lines of code that should not have been written by you and do not take credit.

6. Practice self-restraint

“Practicing already” means self-cultivation, strengthening self-cultivation and consciousness. This concept can be broad and abstract. Self-cultivation is a journey, if you can’t ride the Sichuan-Tibet line, then come to a self-cultivation 🐶.

② “Careful”, this point is very easy to understand. 1. Don’t fish for fish while the leader is away! This is Shendu!

7. See Leith

The word “righteousness” first, when we see the interests, first think about whether this is in line with the “righteousness”, “righteousness”.

Shout the slogan: Code, for justice!

8. Be frugal

(1) Diligence and frugality, I suggest that programmers do not have too strong vanity, the pursuit of diligence and frugality this good character. To quote the og-rated electric Eel 🐶 :

Don’t let vanity interfere with this bowl

If you are a programmer manager, Bengua recommends that you look at yourself with “integrity” in mind. People should constantly learn, otherwise how to keep up with the current 00 post thinking?

9. Be sincere and generous

(1) Honesty: Programmers are mostly honest people, so don’t worry too much about that. Just a friendly reminder: an honest man is not a goosehead.

② Be generous to others. In life, Bengwa often says, “Be strict with yourself and be kind to others.” It’s really hard. Just remind yourself and reflect on yourself. Is there a programmer friend who has a good solution (preferably one that keeps track of results)? Welcome to share.

10. Do it with perseverance

“Yong yi” means to do things with courage, courage and perseverance. Courage and perseverance are also very important qualities. Is your code always nice and neat? Do you dare to demand the product? Do you dare to try again after failing in the interview?

② Practice “means practice. This point lets our programmer dozen mouth cannon less, is so-called

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

  • Note: this article only throw out a brick to introduce jade, each part is worth friends to expand, refine.

Making Friends in the New Era

The underlying principles are not just the same, but new elements are added. New age friends look here!

The New Era was ushered in by the 18th CPC National Congress

We can tentatively set the timeline of the new era after 2012. What are you doing in 2012? Scary? Think of it as a distant story.

It has been eight years since 2012, and there have been dramatic changes only in the technology of web development (one of the obvious changes in the front end is that the technology stack has changed from jquery and template engine development to the separation of the front and back ends, and the three frameworks are competing with each other). Present programmers, 00 after a few 😁. Are you still using your old thinking to go social? Really out!

Outline: refine the characteristics of making friends in the new era, upgrade the thinking of making friends of the 8090 old generation of programmers, and regulate the new generation of programmers making friends after zero.

1. Communicate effectively

Good programmers communicate code in a way that is clear, articulate, and able to correctly communicate requirements or solutions. Follow the example, in life and friends, can be the same.

Condense the content of the communication, and then list the expression. You’re always thinking that using frames more and more smoothly is a way to be more productive, so why not think about how to communicate more effectively and increase your productivity as well? This is a work in progress. Make sure that communication is also productive.

Here is just one example:

5W1H method is recommended for asking questions: What, Who, When, Where, Why, How, grasp the essence to ask, don’t float on the cloud to ask some empty head eight brain. Know how to ask questions, and then follow this to think how to answer questions, this is a kind of communication thinking. 5 w1h analysis

2. Nonviolent communication

Wall Crack recommends a copy of Nonviolent Communication, just like the Little Red Book at the front.

Bengua claims to be “non-violent”, but in the process of reading this book, it turns out that he often communicates violently and exerts pressure on others without realizing it.

For example: before often say “no” this word, you don’t, you don’t, I don’t want to, I don’t want to…. This is actually the most direct violent communication. Nonviolent communication prompts us to express what is objective and to express what is essential. Feelings are fallible.

Violent communication:

A wife said to her husband, “I don’t want you to spend so much time at work.

Then the husband signed up for a bowling club, and the wife got even angrier.

Nonviolent communication:

Wife: “You spend too much time at work”

Husband: You are concerned about my well-being. Do you want me to entertain more?

Wife: No, in the last six months, you’ve only spent two nights with me and the kids.

Husband: Ah, so you’re really disappointed that we don’t spend enough time together; You want me to spend at least one night a week with you and the kids?

Wife: That’s right.

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Of course, both violent and non-violent communication are communication, and the former is more likely to disrupt communication. The interruption of communication means the cessation of production, and the cessation of production leads to the inability to create value. We programmers won’t let that happen.

3. Adult decency

Sometimes, you may look down on adult decency, which is just a glossy skin. But with so many people running around and struggling for respectability, it’s hard to tell it’s not worth it.

You don’t have to, but please respect this “adult decency.”

Specific can see this article “hidden corner” in the middle-aged face are written a sentence: I am too difficult, quite feel. Less moral judgment, life is not easy, encourage each other!

  • More waiting for you to continue……

Community etiquette

Being able to talk to each other in the same community is really a bond. Our programmer is more so, brush forum is indispensable every day. The people in the community are nice to talk to and good at fishing. Write the code? You can’t write code in your life.

The elder brothers smiled at each other, touch fish not too second, touch, then touch, group touch fish come??

Community etiquette is a must. Respect the culture and etiquette of the community, which you and I practice.

Here are five tech communities:

  1. The nuggets:

Key words: “boiling point”, “digging friends”, “tree hole”, “original”, “booklet”……

Etiquette: ① Look at the article first praise (fellow, if you see here still don’t give this melon praise, really can’t say the past! ② Boiling point return etiquette (to be expanded) ③ others

  1. CSDN:
  2. SegmentFault:
  3. Jane:
  4. V2EX:
  • Here are just a few, invite friends to complement, expand, each community’s cultural etiquette is worth a long talk.

2. Data support

The data part is so important, it is one of the core of the Programmer’s Guide to Humor, data is king!

Hot terrier

Now the hot meme has to call our brother dongsheng.

The use of a hot terrier suggests at least two things:

  1. You proved to your friends that you’re still alive right now.
  2. You’re still going with the flow, empathizing with The Times.

Don’t look at “go with the flow” these four words dazzling, we programmers always want to personality flaunts self, but ultimately not in order to live like a happy normal person? People are social animals and there is nothing wrong with fitting in. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being a loner. But we can’t both want to be friends and not fit in.

It’s tiring to be in a small group, but it saves you more effort to be in a big group. Play hot terrier, really also very comfortable!

Definition: The term “hot meme” refers to a meme associated with a “hot meme” that is tentatively less than a year old.

Hot Meme list:

  1. Hidden corners: “Climb a mountain,” “Take photos,” “Do you still have a chance,” “Write in your diary,” etc.
  2. Old mama Penguin meat.
  3. Youth has you: “Reader”, “egg yolk long skirt fluffy hair” and so on.
  4. Won’t, won’t……
  5. The law of true fragrance.
  6. To be continued.
  • The hot meme list needs to be manually maintained, including but not limited to popular meme quotes and memes. Hot stems are not necessary, but it is necessary to look them up quickly when needed.

Old terrier

“Old terrier” that is too much, in the appropriate scene with the appropriate “old terrier”, can achieve the “new”, “unique charm” effect. Some old memes have to be used with caution, otherwise you’ll be labeled “outdated.”

Definition: Hot memes that are more than 1 year old can be merged into old memes, and old memes can be subdivided.

List of old memes:

  1. Li Yunlong series: shooting, etc.
  2. Hong Shixian series: Hello SAO, etc.
  3. All very good series: hand-ground coffee and so on.
  4. Spongebob Squarepants series.
  5. Swordsman Series.
  6. Station B series of ghost livestock (large classification).
  7. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
  • You are invited to expand, categorize, and refine your documentation so that the “dumb” programmer is no longer stuck in the meme culture, and can even play the meme himself.

Earthy”

The melon itself is not interested in the earthy taste. But you have to admit, it is a style, a culture! And it has a very large audience. How to treat today’s local culture?

Really have the spirit of cleanliness programmer, you can choose to bypass.

The local flavor module is tentatively divided into:

  1. “Rustic video.”
  2. “Local love words”.

Local flavor video list (can be listed hot links. This I am not familiar with, but also ask the wise people to help.

List of local love Words:

  1. “Do you have a lighter?” “No.” “Then how did you set my heart on fire?”
  2. “Guess what I want to drink?” “I don’t know.” “I want to protect you.”
  3. “Guess what I want to eat?” “I don’t know.” “Staring at you.”
  4. “Do you know why I have a cold?” ‘Catching a cold? “No, because I have absolutely no resistance to you.”
  5. “Aren’t you tired? “No.” “But you have been running in my heart all day.”

More and more

  • Invite “soil drop slag” veteran players to participate in this section compilation.

The game

Bengua knows a lot of programmers play games, because life is a game. There’s nothing inherently negative about playing video games, and playing in moderation to keep you entertained is good (although Bengua thinks moderation is hard to achieve).

The process of hacking is the process of getting to know each other and creating common memories. For a long time, almost all the knowledge is said, inexhaustible.

We programmers tend to be technical nerds, and friends in their spare time to ride the battlefield together, it is absolutely delightful.

List of games:

  1. The king?
  2. Eat chicken?
  3. LOL: Ben’s foot in the door.
  4. GTA?
  5. The Switch?
  6. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

To each his own, please return false.

Presets: support lists of games, game introduction, one-to-one help to get started quickly, game culture, game meme, game time mutual supervision and other extensions.

  • The game is the key, in fact, there are similar “basketball circle”, “two yuan circle”, but at this stage can not consider such a detailed “circle culture”, only “game” to play a sample, invite you to participate, invite you to share your opinion.

Regional culture

Every Dragon Boat Festival, there will be a dispute between the north and the south of sweet and salty dumplings, just as there will be a joke about the difference in heating between the north and the south in the winter.

List of regions:

  1. Beijing
  2. Shanghai
  3. hangzhou
  4. chengdu
  5. wuhan
  6. Guangzhou
  7. shenzhen
  8. To be continued

Expectations: We can tag different circles with different, distinctive, friendly tags, which is a solution for programmers to start talking in friendship.

  • We invite you to participate in the improvement.

Cache optimization

You and I know the importance of caching.

Self cache

When the CPU processes data, it first looks in the Cache. If the data is held temporarily because it has been read in previous operations, it does not need to read from Main Memory. — Wikipedia

What does that mean?

If you have a problem making friends, and you are not allowed to read this guide, it will hurt. Always “books to time square hate less”, like the exam, want to look up the dictionary. During the interview, I want to look through the book. That kind of embarrassment is not what you or I want to see.

Therefore, we should extract several general scenarios of programmers dating problems encountered in the processing method. Then the “dumb” programmer will usually cache these key scenarios in his or her head, and when he or she encounters a problem, he or she can read them without having to flip through the manual. Thus “cache”!

This guide and “wooden” programmers are required! First, don’t cache data too redundantly, and second, get in the habit of caching common solutions in your head.

Temporarily to:

  1. Be asked by relatives and friends: “how old, looking for a girlfriend?”

This is a common question. First we have to examine the topic! If the first part of the question is “how old are you”, it means that the person doesn’t know you very well, or even how old you are. Usually the appropriate response to this sudden interest is to “play it down” and never give the wrong answer: “None of your business!” . Say something like, “Ah, it turns 18 this year.” If you grasp the first half of the sentence, the solution to the second half of the question will come naturally. I turned 18 this year, and I am still looking for a friend. Call me easy to find (self-play)…… See? You have to examine the question before you answer! Choose the right attitude, the right voice, the right everything, and there’s nothing wrong with talking with gusto.

  1. Be asked by the opposite sex: “Do you know where there is fun/good food?”

This problem is a difficult one. It’s supposed to ask if you know of a good place to eat, but it’s not. There are two points of actual investigation: one is to ask do you usually go out to play, do you like food? Sunny boy or fat nerd. Would you like to go out/eat with him/her? Wrong answer: “Well, I don’t usually go out that much, so I think the fun here is almost the same.” Correct answer: “Of course, in such a beautiful city/country, there is no shortage of delicious/interesting things, such as…….” . Even if you think it’s average, use your own words and recommend it positively, because it’s not what you eat that matters, it’s who you play with and who you eat. Anyway, if everyone likes carrots and vegetables, suppose that’s what everyone else is eating?

  1. To be continued (tired of code words)

This part needs to be hammered out after much deliberation.

  • Above is just throw a brick to attract jade, invite you to participate in together, maintain, expand to categorize condense again first.

logging

Log files provide accurate system records to locate details and root causes of errors. The nature of a log is that it describes discrete (discontinuous) events. For example, an application outputs INFO or ERROR information in a scroll file and stores it in some storage engines (Elasticsearch) through the log collection system. — Quote: Surprise! The logging specification I set was promoted throughout the company by the CTO

I also want to follow the example, draw up “Programmer’s Guide to Humor” — journal-recording norms, including but not limited to: friends journal, essay journal and other types. Only more standard, not the most standard! It should be added that “regulation” does not mean stifling individuality.

Provisional frame:

  1. Log time
  2. Log type: friends log, essay log, game open black log and so on.
  3. The log level is As follows: Blind Date is level 1 red. “Unrequited love” is level 2 orange. So much so.
  4. Log contents
  5. The log summary
  • This section can be classified as phase II implementation with a weight of “non-emergency”.

China supports

Literacy First: Comics: What is Zhongtai?

The core of Taiwan can be understood as: service reuse.

At The Programmer’s Guide to Humor we focus on people, and humor is the icing on the cake. Human connection is more important. As the saying goes, two heads are better than one. Here temporarily draft in Taiwan for “community”. Here, there are friends to give you advice, there are also reusable tricks to teach.

From 0 to 1, there is no need to build a middle stage.

  • This section can be classified as phase II implementation with a weight of “non-emergency”.

Interaction design

Interaction makes the experience better, and engagement is extremely important.

Have to have it back

Interaction is a science, and Bengua hasn’t seen it yet.

Specific to our programmers make friends in the “have come and gone”, can be understood as: to get along with the object you have come and gone.

Tentative examples:

  1. I suggest you return the invitation to dinner.
  2. People praise your skills, suggest you praise back, or positive positive response.
  3. To be continued.
  • This small stanza slightly redundant, the melon idea is not clear, invite you to optimize.

relaxation

Relaxation degree is also called “white space”, “white space is a knowledge” in art, in the art of life.

Specific to “programmer humor guide”, we use humor skills need to be targeted, targeted humor, not blind humor, humor without limits.

Scenario: Lists scenarios that are not suitable for use in this guide.

  1. Personal attacks, such as talking about someone’s physical handicap.
  2. Disrespect for people, as for their dreams or the fruits of their labor.
  3. It goes against political correctness.
  4. To be continued.
  • Second phase to consider the use of blacklist to avoid pits.

Burial site monitoring

The purpose of buried monitoring is to:

Obtain user behavior and track the use of products on the client side, and point out the direction of product optimization based on the monitoring data.

After the transformation

Use technical means to count the high-frequency words in the log recording part and the support part, and adjust the strategy timely to provide reference data for the optimization of this guide.

Similar implementation effect:

worditout

  • This section can be classified as phase II implementation with a weight of “non-emergency”.

5. UI framework

People are in pursuit of beauty! However, there are many dimensions of beauty evaluation, and the formation of style is very important.

Expression package

From the large number of memes cited in this article, you can also see how important “memes” are. The flexible use of emoticons is a difficult point!

Emoji website:

  1. I love fights
  2. Dou figure!
  3. Published mood
  4. Two-dimensional facial expressions
  5. The home of GIF emojis
  6. . Too much!

Novice “wooden” programmers start by swiping 200 different types of emojis to get a feel for it.

Emoticons module setting:

  1. According to different scenarios, this guide provides different recommended use suggestions for emojis.

For example: When the product sister gives you a request, but you think it is silly, you can use the following:

Don’t type: “This need, this I can’t do”, this is a direct relationship with the death penalty. This guide builds you can take 15 seconds to P the following image of what you want to say + emoji, such as the following:

It worked better than you thought, didn’t it?!

  1. We have successfully built a personal picture bed on Linux. Express picture bed service (support multi-picture uploading), Ollie!
  • This section has a high scalability, inviting emoticon patients to support the extension.

punctuation

Punctuation is a matter of detail. Details determine destiny!

Hope: Listing and interpreting commonly used punctuation marks so that the “dumb” programmer can first look up their meaning before pursuing practical applications.

emoticons

If your answer is: a friendly smile. Then you need to focus on breaking through this section.

Ps: I still remember when I was in college, there was an interview question in the public relations association: The other party sent you an expression of picking your nose. How many possible meanings do you think?

In fact, emoticons are difficult to understand and need to be considered in combination with the context and the relationship between the characters in the dialogue.

At the same time, we should also learn to use appropriate expressions in appropriate situations, such as 🐶, which is often used in this article. It is not only an expression, but also a cultural symbol.

Also 😂 🙃 😐 ☀ LOL QAQ HHH, etc.

Expectations: Enumerate and interpret special expressions so that “dumb” programmers can first look up their meanings and then pursue practical applications.

  • This section can be classified as phase II implementation with a weight of “non-emergency”.

format

Have a good writing expression is extremely important, format typesetting is face, please also pay attention to.

Whether it is the network chat in work, or the network chat in life, it is necessary to maintain good typesetting habits, so that people who see comfortable.

To learn from good open source projects, here is the gold digging project translation layout rules.

  1. Use of whitespace
  2. Full Angle and half Angle
  3. To be continued.
  • This section can be classified as phase II implementation with a weight of “non-emergency”.

TODO

A cloud piercing arrow thousands of horses to meet!

  • Schedule assumption:
  1. The first phase structure was finalized, and modules were added, deleted and changed.
  2. Complete the first phase of the document, determine the collaborative editing standards and methods.
  3. Phase 1 data is supported (capacity expansion => Classification).
  4. A scenario example is complete.
  5. Phase one promotion.
  6. To be continued.
  • Team recruitment:
  1. About five people per session.
  • Document collaboration (tentative) :
  1. Edited in language finch, published in Nuggets, improved after open source on Github.

Finally want to say

You can think of this as a hydrological post, but Bengua prefers to call it a “project launch.”

Go back and look again, make your decision clear, and summarize it in one sentence.

The Programmer humor Guide is compiled with the programming thinking, integrates rich data documents, and is close to the programmer’s life scene, so that the “wooden” programmer makes friends as natural as breathing.

If you just thought this was meant to be a joke, think bengua was joking and laugh it off.

If you are interested in the idea of this article, we sincerely invite you to join us and make progress together.

If not, do not hurt!

reference

  • What kind of group are programmers?
  • “If you are the One” program language characteristics analysis
  • The Traditional virtue of The Chinese nation and its practical significance
  • When did the new era begin?
  • Nonviolent Communication
  • Lu Xun on Humor