Today is programmer’s day, daewoo wishes programmer brothers and girls a happy holiday!
As the people behind “Technology changes our lives”, every programmer today deserves our recognition and attention. Yes, today is “1024 Programmers Day”.
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Why is 1024 programmer’s day?
Because 1024 is two to the tenth, one of the basic units of binary counting. Programmers are professionals engaged in program development and maintenance. Programmers are like 1024, building the technology world with the lowest tone, solid, core functional modules. 1G=1024M, 1 (I) G (grade) B (bar) ~
The joke circulating on the Internet:
Today, programmers also have their own festival, the festival is set on October 24, because the hardware base of the program is based on 1024, programmers programming development, often use this unit of measurement. For programmers, 1024 is an integer, and there’s a joke on the Internet that says,
A: “Lend me A thousand bucks.”
B: “Take $1024 and I got you the whole thing.”
Never underestimate programmers
And don’t underestimate programmers. Lei Jun, Zhou Hongyi and Li Yanhong are all programmers. Usually, the plaid shirt is their standard match, working overtime and staying up late is routine, life is endless, working overtime is more than their motto.
Programmers are often not understood
However, they are often not understood, we may want to “help me write a game plug bai” “help me do a website bai” “help me steal a QQ number bai”… And the programmer’s inner world is, “Set me up with a date!”
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Because they believe that a great programmer has no time to take care of himself, even if he is “extremely smart.”
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They don’t understand girlfriends.
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Netizen’s golden sentence about programmer
@entertainment circle chase strange elder brother: “comrade, you misunderstood, I am not a thief, I am a programmer.” At 3:00 a.m. on the street, programmers explain to patrolmen.
@Aquarius After tomorrow: Run on my machine!!
@Chen Zhashan: I’m looking at someone, but I don’t have any.
@mr_lee_ 丶 “This classmate, excuse me, do you know the border town?” “Bah! Don’t talk to me about programming. I hate programming more than anything else in my life!”
Someone lend me a knife to chop up that product manager
@whose youth is not confused NULL: Help me up, I can write
@bug few: programmer, female, 22, not tall, skin white, appearance level can carry out, can cook. If you don’t show up, I’ll get a new one
Some companies invite a lot of programmer motivators to reward their programmers on 1024 Programmers Day. Wake up, it’s someone else’s company!
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Love for programmers:
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True portrayal of procedural ape in life:
One game, one pack of cigarettes, one computer for an afternoon. A box of instant noodles and a pot of water can last a whole day.
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What is the true face of a programmer……… It often goes something like this:
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Of course there are:
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Finally, I wish all programmers a happy holiday!
Today, we don’t work overtime!
conclusion
With these words encourage yourselves and all together. The harder you work, the luckier you are. If you are not an official, rich or red, then please remember that diligence is the only shortcut to change your fate.
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