(From Lebyte)
The pattern of the Internet is different from elsewhere: it’s all plaid shirts, sparse hair, backpacks, men.
The people who write the code leave their work in the afternoon and walk around the Lebyte software Park every three or two, their hands behind their backs.
If I’m willing to pay, I’ll go to Starbucks and buy a cup of coffee so I can fish for a few more minutes.
Since I was 19 years old, I have been working in starbucks in software Park. The boss said that he looked pretty and let me go to the cashier.
I became a cashier.
The boss had a fierce face and the customers were too quiet to be lively.
Only kong Yiji came to the shop, can laugh a few, so I still remember.
Kong yiji wears a plaid shirt, carries a backpack and has almost lost his hair.
He was a tall man with a pale face, often with scars between his wrinkles.
His hair was untidy and sparse. Although he was wearing a plaid shirt, it was dirty and torn. It seemed that he had not been mended or washed for more than ten years. When he talks to people, he always talks about closed-loop, fighting, forcing and landing.
Teach half – understanding.
Since his surname was Kong, he was given the nickname Kong Yiji from the half-understood words written on the red paper.
As soon as Kong Yiji arrived, all the customers looked at him and laughed. Some shouted, “Kong Yiji, you have written a new BUG!”
Instead of answering, he said to me, “A mocha Frappuccino, medium.”
Then feel out 35 yuan change.
They shouted again deliberately, “You must have made investment loss again!”
Kong Yiji opened his eyes wide and said, “How can you smear people’s innocence in this way?”
“What innocence? I saw you with my own eyes the day before yesterday and was scolded by the boss.”
Kong yiji, his face flushed and his veins bulging, argued, “Release 10 services at the same time… 10 services! Publishing failure Does not roll back in time…… , can be considered a fault?”
Difficult words followed, about “methodology” and “the one-two punch,” which set everyone laughing.
The air inside and outside the shop was cheerful.
Listen to people secretly talk about, Kong Yiji used to be a leader, but eventually closed down.
So when he reached middle age, he became poorer and poorer until he began to beg for food.
Fortunately, the code is still fairly good, then entered a start-up company, mix a meal to eat.
Unfortunately, he also has a bad temper, is not high eq.
They often offend their boss within a few days.
And it gets harder and harder to find jobs.
Kong Yiji has no law, it is inevitable to occasionally do some outsourcing.
But here he is better than anyone else. He never fails to pay.
Although he sometimes did not have cash, he put it on the account for the time being, but he was sure to pay it back within a month and wipe Kong Yiji’s name from the account. Kong Yiji drank half a cup of coffee, his flushed face gradually recovered, and the other people asked him again, “Kong Yiji, have you ever really been a leader?”
Kong Yiji looked at his questioner with a disdainful air.
And they say, “How come you can’t even get into a second-tier company?”
Kong Yiji immediately looked dispirited and uneasy. A layer of gray came over his face and he said something.
This time it’s all “value conversion” and “results-oriented”. I don’t understand it at all.
At this time, everyone also burst into laughter, inside and outside the shop full of happy air.
At such times I could laugh along, and the boss would never blame me.
And the boss saw Kong Yiji, also often ask him so, make people laugh.
Kong Yiji knew he could not talk to them, so he had to talk to them.
He said to me once, “Have you read Ideas for Java Programming?”
I nodded slightly.
‘He said.’ Yes… I’ll give you a quiz. How do you empower new products?”
I think, begging like people, also deserve to test me?
He turned away and paid no attention.
Kong Yiji waited for a long time and said earnestly, “Won’t you? … I teach you, remember! This will be useful for future leaders.”
I thought to myself, I’m still working at Starbucks, just a cashier, and we don’t need programmers here, let alone leaders.
Funny and impatient, lazily replied, “Who wants you to teach, but not to break through the information barrier, focus on the user perception track, reuse the play to achieve lasting benefits, pull out of the transparent transmission attribution analysis, and finally as a grab to empower the product?”
Kong Yiji looked extremely pleased and knocked his two long fingernails against the counter. He nodded and said, “Yes, yes, yes! … Do you know there are four other ways of empowerment?”
I grew impatient and mouthed away.
Kong Yiji just opened the computer and wanted to see CSDN. Seeing my lack of enthusiasm, he sighed again and looked very sorry.
Several times, the children next to kong Yiji heard laughter, also joined in the excitement, surrounded.
He taught them methodology.
The child did not understand, but remained, just looking at his coffee.
Kong Yiji panicked, spread five fingers over the coffee, bent down and said, “Not much. I don’t have much anymore.”
He stood up and looked again. He shook his head and said, “Not much, not much! Many what? Not much.”
So the group of children were separated in laughter.
Kong Yiji is so happy, but without him, others will be so.
One day, about two or three days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the boss was slowly calculating accounts when he said, “Kong Yiji hasn’t been here for a long time.
I owe nineteen dollars!”
I think it’s been a long time since he came.
‘said a drinker.’ How can he come? … He’s been out of work for a long time.”
“Said the shopkeeper.” Oh!”
“He still works overtime. This time, I blame the CEO because I lost my head. Can he be offended by a P5?”
“What happened?”
“Well? First I wrote a review, then a notice of criticism, and finally I was fired without compensation.
“And then?”
“How to? … Who knows? Xu is back home.”
The boss also stopped asking, still slowly calculate his account.
After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the autumn wind is cooler than day by day, look at nearly the beginning of winter, although the shop all day open air conditioning, also must wear cotton-padded jacket.
For the second half of the day, there were no customers and I was sitting with my eyes closed.
Suddenly I heard a voice, “A mocha.”
The voice was very low, but familiar.
There was no one there.
Standing up and looking out, kong Yiji sat under the counter to the threshold.
His face was dark and thin and shapeless.
He wore a ragged jacket, crossed his legs, a futon under him, and hung it over his shoulders with a twine.
When he saw me, he said, “A mocha.”
The boss also extends head to go, one side say, “Kong yiji yao? You owe nineteen dollars!”
Kong Yiji looked up very dejected and replied, “This… I’ll pay you next time. Cash this time. Coffee without ice.”
The shopkeeper smiled at him as usual and said, “Kong Yiji, you scolded the leader again!”
But he was not very defensive this time, simply saying, “Don’t make fun of me!”
“Make fun of? If you don’t swear, how did you get fired?”
Kong Yiji whispered, “resign, resign, resign…”
His look was like a plea to the boss not to mention it again.
By this time, several people had gathered and laughed with the boss.
I took the coffee, took it out, put it on the threshold.
He took some change from his ragged pocket and put it in my hand. His hand was dusty, and he had come with it.
Soon after he had finished his coffee, he sat and walked slowly away with his hand while others were talking and laughing.
Since then, I haven’t seen Kong Yiji for a long time.
At the end of the year, the boss said, “Kong Yiji still owes 19 yuan!”
On the Dragon Boat Festival of the following year, he said, “Kong Yiji still owes nineteen yuan.”
To the Mid-Autumn festival but did not say, and then to the New Year did not see him.
I have not seen him until now – perhaps Kong Yiji did return home.
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