Having a computer with you is compulsory.

VPN on your phone is a sense of security,

When you’re writing a Bug, don’t worry.

I, an engineering PM who has been immersed in THE IT industry for a long time and whose coding sounds have become therapeutic white noise to me, have seen too much through my kryptonian dog eyes.

1: Miss O and Miss Y in my group’s daily miss O, the catchphrase is “Oh, don’t go crazy ~”, lipstick like Dior999 aura color, small high heels, daily dress + shoulder, can be a week to work bags. Not back backpack, is her last stubborn.

She just got a 199 yuan haircut last week, and scorned straight male programmers who couldn’t look at their changing looks.

Miss Y, whose catchphrase is “cursed a chicken”, does not like to wear makeup, and occasionally wears death barbie pink lipstick. Everyone thinks that she has lost her love and is afraid to talk to her.

Make a cup of hot water, put on a ponytail, and start writing code for 5 minutes and finding bugs for 2 hours. When she cut her hair, no one could stop her from telling Teacher Tony her heartfelt words: no perm, no dye, no card, ordinary shampoo, thank you. As for cutting bangs, I can do it as Female Tony.

Write memos in your notebook during meetings. Always start with //.

When chatting gossip with boudoir honey, suddenly say righteously: “wrong, this logic has a problem!” Harvest girlfriends full of love and compassion.

2: Every female programmer is a glass-core insulator. They know that it’s normal for online projects to have heartbeats of more than 150, and that they have to reconstruct their resumes at the flick of a hand.

They know that skipping the popover and going straight to enter can lead to a human tragedy.

They know that RM-RF can sometimes be as effective as Thanos snapping his fingers.

‘Ten minutes after I confirmed I was wrong, I started sweating and my stomach started cramping like a punch. I couldn’t sit still.’

“Data on a system that had been running for more than two years was deleted by mistake, and backups were also wiped out. I was at my desk and it felt like the world was collapsing, just like in a movie.”

The glass heart? It doesn’t exist.

Everyone bring 502 glue.

3. Every female programmer must have a strong body. Working overtime to catch up on projects, online upgrade, data migration… Originally secretly wish to realize Lamer freedom as soon as possible, the worst also want to realize mask freedom, the next day discover male programmer with big treasure still water tender and fat, that drop, can rely on midday to add two eggs to comfort oneself to realize lunch freedom and solution.

Without a strong body, the ultimate meaning of “StayNiubility, StayShability” cannot be understood.

Keep learning, is the best posture to absorb the essence of the sun and moon. Holding a variety of head hip big V fondly, it is the only way to realize the freedom of components.

On the desktop, JAVA from novice to ostrich, C++ from entry to give up, MySQL from delete library to run, oh, there is a pot of half-dead green plants, that is the firm belief of radiation prevention.

After all, health is the source of work.

Male programmers since needless to say, since ancient times, development level and hair amount into inverse ratio, off a few short hair this kind of silent things, wind blowing, good like eating all birds cast forest, fell a piece of white desktop really clean.

Watching Jessica, Charlie, Lynn, Alyssa and Brianna leave without saying goodbye, I couldn’t help but be speechless. BGM played “When petals leave flowers, Fragrance Remains”.

Not afraid of life to a chicken feathers, afraid to give a hair.

4: According to the Internet, male programmers and female programmers are one end of the dating market. TSK TSK, that is because most of the precious species of female programmers are in the circle robbed out, fat water does not flow out of the field, this truth understand?

I know quite a few development CP’s. Some hook up in synch, some iOS and Android cross racial lines, and some see eye to eye when they flip each other.

One developer girl I know, for example, would casually talk about work, and her boyfriend, also a programmer, would say that her code was inefficient, and that even such simple code had bugs.

The keyboard is indeed the bond of feelings, the bridge of love ~

5: Program girl

It’s like in a parking lot, where male drivers, no matter how skilled they are, can cut their heads off and bleed, and then smash the doors alive. The female driver immediately got out of the car and said to her brother, “I just got my driver’s license for three days. Please help me.”

For example, when changing requirements, programmers often start with “Oh my God”, while programmers quickly turn “oh my God” into “ok, but… If… Otherwise… Therefore, it is recommended not to change the “super power. Civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, integrity and friendship, make the conference room bright.

Every new World you don’t know is worth saying “Hello World”.

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