Original: Taste of Little Sister (wechat official ID: XjjDog), welcome to share, please reserve the source.

The speed of light, is 299792458m/s, even if she is only 0.5m away from you, now her figure, into your eyes, also need 0.5/299792458 seconds of transmission time. It’s trivial, but we can put it in numbers.

This points to the fact that all our eyes see is what happened in the past, and no one can grasp the present.

Time hurried, and the hair grew every day. Typically, XJjDog cuts his hair straight to the shortest possible cut, which increases the cycle and saves a little time doing something that feels more meaningful than getting a haircut.

Plaid shirt old cloth shoes, a flat head walk the world, because of the lack of time caused. So, every time we get to the limit, it’s a teddy to Bugs cycle.

< 1 >

It’s the weekend, and it’s time for the top chipping.

Before a haircut, it is customary to wash your hair. Zhang’s hair can be temporarily stabilized so that it is at the mercy of the barber.

Barber shops usually have two kinds of shampoo tools. One is sitting on the bench, stretching his neck, the master of shampoo wanton plate a few of his head, can quickly end; The other is to lie on a chair and stare blankly at the ceiling until the shampooer supports the back of your head to help you cheat.

Girls usually choose the second way, because the hair is long, if the first way, hair hanging down, easy to cover the face, easy to chastity. But fat people can not, the second way will make their face fat spread out into an ugly big cake, so they wash themselves at home.

But people like me, they usually take the first approach. Aside from avoiding the death Angle of looking at people while lying down, the main reason is to save time. It’s an occupational hazard of years of coding: all but the time spent in front of a computer is wasted.

< 2 >

But today, my mind is a mess without logic. After staying up late for many days, I now feel like throwing up when I see electronic products. In that case, I want to experience the feeling of washing my hair while lying down.

Barbershops are busy, and it seems that the different working days are being squeezed into two days when you should be relaxing and getting a trim.

The cashier’s boy is very handsome, a head of red hair, like a cock’s crown. Small enthusiastic and I say, wash a head first, there are several customers in front.

I’m afraid of waiting in this enclosed space, especially if the guests are your competitors and you pull strings and cut in line. I and the people around the friendly smile, that I was also a baby, no anger it doesn’t matter, I will line up honestly.

Well, it’s time for a shampoo. There was only one pretty girl who washed her hair, but she was tall and pouty, silent and unhappy.

I secretly feel glad, fortunately is not a glib xianglin sister-in-law. Because I’m going to experience the feeling of lying down to wash my hair today, and it will be very awkward to meet the waiter who is chattering incessantly in your ear to sell discount cards. I usually look people in the eye politely when they are speaking. If I hear them talking while I’m lying there washing my hair, I don’t know whether I should hold my head up or my hips up so that I can meet their eyes. So it’s awkward.

My sister quietly asked me to lie down and imagine her thin fingers testing the water temperature before washing my hair.

The first time I washed my hair like this, I felt stiff and unable to relax. Or you might tilt your head a little lower and feel the blood flowing backwards, all in your head. The legendary blush and thick neck, should be my current image.

Sister’s hand is gentle, soothing my restless heart. Slowly relax down, the head has a little pain, actually have a kind of want to sleep to the feeling. I can’t help but sigh, is usually too tired, should take care of this hard body.

< 3 >

When I was thinking wildly, I felt a few drops of water on my face. Water drops scratched on the face, itching uncomfortable.

I tried to wipe it off with my hands, remembering that I had my phone in one hand and my glasses in the other: those were the two things closest to me now. Just then a drop of water came under my nose. Xjjdog can’t bark for nothing, I thought, so I reached out my tongue and licked the water off.

And then I sensed something was wrong. The water drops were salty and clearly did not smell like shampoo. So I arched and half squinted up.

Even at this Angle of death, I can still see the pretty face of the shampooing girl. She was the same as the walking dead to wash my head, a few drops of tears in all directions drip but unaware.

I don’t know what to do. I am embarrassed, the whole body began to uncomfortable, the brain out of hundreds of question marks, and answered their own.

This hair takes a long time to wash. Had such first experience, I was firm later oneself should stand the habit that washes hair. Hurriedly taking the towel from my sister’s hand, I stood up while wiping my head and sat down on the bench waiting in line.

< 4 >

Next to her sat an old woman, glittering with jewels. See me carrying wet towel next to wipe, the corners of the mouth half smile, quietly moved to my side.

“That little girl was crying.” The old woman whispered to me, “I was just scolded by her boss.

Oh? I listened to something wrong, with the old woman has been watching us. I put out my tongue to lick the tears, I guess she saw. But I couldn’t show my guilt, so I looked at her with interest and encouraged her to continue.

“I often come to this barbershop. The girl can cut hair too, but she talks too little. As expected, she continued to nag me. “She is not good at sales and does not chat with customers. She was scolded just now. The level of estimation is not very “.

“When the other customers came, none of them came to the barber. They waited in line rather than let her talk.”

I could not help rising a heroic mood to save the United States. A girl who can cry in front of you, even if you squint your eyes, you can’t ignore her tears.

I went to the cashier, and cockscomb little brother said, I have an emergency, let the sister give me a haircut.

The younger brother looked surprised and said yes. And looked at me like I was a dead dog.

My aunt and I said hello, manly manly began to cut hair.

< 5 >

“Send me short hair, as short as possible, I take a long time to cut hair.” I said to my sister.

My sister looked at me gratefully, nodded, and picked up her scissors.

A true sword is only valuable when it is in the hands of a warrior. As Zhang Xiaofan holding jade fairy, Dugu beg defeat holding xuan Tiejian. At this time, the scissors, in the sister’s hand, flying up and down, like carving a piece of art.

I am satisfied with the warped mouth: very good level, but this body skill, can only go to shampoo.

When I woke up from my meditation, the haircut was over. I took out my glasses from my pocket and solemnly put them on to take a look at my highlights.

“Wipe? Why is it so short?” When I saw my hair, I freaked out. There’s no haircut. It almost makes me bald. It’s hard for a girl to do that with just a pair of scissors.

“That’s too short,” I asked, staring.

“But you didn’t tell me how long to grow my hair.” She looked at me innocently.

I was so angry that I couldn’t say a word. For the next month, I’m going to work with my head shut.

“Why? What’s wrong?” Cockscomb little brother ran over and saw that it was me. The corners of the mouth twitched a few times and tried not to laugh.

“Nothing.” I waved my hand, picked up my coat, threw it over me, and went to the cashier. The length of the hair, you don’t need a hair dryer. Next to the old woman slanting eyes and next to the people talking, I feel she is talking about me.

Outside the barbershop door, a breeze blew, a little cool overhead. I can vaguely hear the girl inside the door’s excuse: “He told me to make my haircut as short as possible…” .

I let out a deep sigh. It’s so similar to what our software does. A word demand, vague; A skilled person with poor communication skills shuts down. Even the glow of trust could not illuminate this poor communication.

Only onlookers who eat melons can see the problem with both, but who cares?

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