What is the difference between stack and queue? Eat too much pull is queue; Eating too much and throwing up is the stack
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the BUG you make is in front of you, but you can’t find her.
C ++ Programming Language is several times thicker than C Programming Language… Sure enough, having a date is a lot of trouble…
4. How to get rich using object-oriented methods? Inheritance.
5. Why do programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
6、Keyboard not found … press F1 to continue
Submit code does not write comments, small JJ as long as comments
Kill a programmer do not need to use a gun, change three times the demand is ok
9, according to the function of the server can be divided into: database server, Web server, cache server, the next chip server and so on.
Ten, four 2B young people fight.
A: Wait, my dad is A sensitive word!
B: Fuck you! Your ya cow B what, my father search on the net cannot show at all!!
C: My dad 404 not found!!
D: My dad Connection Reset ！！！！
Learn me, software outsourcing is what. Explained a few still did not understand, then thought once: contractor know? Aha!
Ten lines of code nine warning eight errors should dare to say seven days master six days learn to go around the world also do not see such a half-hearted project manager is first-class dirty.
13, a program ape in the butcher shop bought 1 kg of meat, a home, he was not happy to run back to the butcher shop said to the boss: less than 24 grams……
14, network chat, want to express the other party is a pig, the general people will hit “XXX you pig. , the programmer will type xxx.isPig = TRUE.
Two programmers, one skilled, rigorous thinking, serious and responsible, Bug few, single now;
A technology is general, careless when, Bug a pile, often be tested MM call to her side, accept criticism, later became her boyfriend… . .
Baby math is very good, 2 years old can count from 1 to 10. Later, I told him that zero is less than one.
Eat dumplings today, I said: “Baby, you count how many dumplings you want to eat?”
“0,1,2,3.” He picked up a dumpling and said, “This is number 0.”
Wife roar angrily: “the next generation still do programmer’s life!”
17, programmer can not find the object, generally there are three cases:
● C# and JAVA both have objects, but often cannot find them.
● ASM C has no objects directly.
● javascript is all pseudo-objects, ambiguous at best.
But C++ life has been easy, because C++ is multiple inheritance, rich second generation ah!!
18. Programmer: My first question is, to my second and third questions, can you just answer ‘yes’ and’ no ‘?
Boss: “OK!”
My second question is, if my third question is can I get a raise? Would your answer to my third question be the same as my second?
Boss:…
If life deceives you, ask 50 programmers why programming;
If life makes you want to die, find 50 programmers to ask if the bugs have been fixed.
If you’re feeling the pinch, ask 50 programmers if their salaries have gone up.
If you’re bored, take 50 programmers and ask them what they do in a day!
C programmers look down on C ++ programmers, C ++ programmers look down on Java programmers, Java programmers look down on C # programmers, C # programmers look down on artists, over the weekend, artists took the girl out on a date… A bunch of stupid programmers working overtime!
The client was tied up, blindfolded and asked: “What do you want to do?”
The other party language, whipping it, the customer beg for mercy: “don’t dozen, want money?”
Another whip, “one hundred thousand enough?”
Another whip. “A million?”
And a whip. Client breakdown: “What the hell do you want?”
“What? I help you with projects and code and I want to know what the hell you want!”
22. “This student, do you know border Town?” “Bah! Don’t talk to me about programming. I hate programming more than anything else in my life!”
23, From Redden House Data Processing Dictionary: infinite loop: n., see infinite loop. Infinite loop n., see infinite loop.
A man is smoking a cigar, smoking rings. His girlfriend snapped, “Didn’t you see the warning on the box? Smoking is bad for your health!” The man replied, “I’m a programmer. We don’t care about warnings, we care about errors.”