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The foreword ✍
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When we are still in double 11 chop hands, the word “Versailles” quietly fire. Versailles,Homophonic vexed and bask, vexed and love to bask. If you’re hearing these three words for the first time, your reaction is probably the same as mine:
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First understand what Versailles literature is, and then give examples to strengthen your understanding, and finally see the comments section, after all, masters are always in the folk.
What is Versailles literature?
Versailles literature: Internet buzzword for “hints of aristocratic life” that are inadvertently revealed through the use of a self-questioning, self-answering, or third-person perspective.
This explanation comes from Baidu Baike
To give it a popular definition, it needs to meet three points:
- Damning with faint praise before damning with faint praise
- Ask yourself the answer
- Be flexible in the third person
Show off “casually” in a calm, nonchalant tone. Explain Versailles literature in the words of Teacher He: Use the lowest words to show off the highest.
To make things easier to understand, here are a few examples to play with.
The sample
Enterprise group
Ordinary family Ma Huateng, do not know his wife liu Qiangdong; Regrechuang Ali Jack Ma, Peking University also sa Beining;
- Ordinary family Ma Huateng
- Liu Qiangdong does not know his wife
- Regret Ali Jack Ma
- Beida is also good sa Beining
- First make 100 million Wang Jianlin
These bigwigs talk (pretend) the Angle of heaven (x), I and ordinary people are left in the dust. You sound like you want to throw a brick at him, and then you have to admit that they don’t seem to be faking it.
P.S. entertainment is the anti-Versailles
Excellent acting Wu Yifan; One meter eighty huang Xiaoming; Yang Ying has never had plastic surgery; Qing Yu Jie Zhong Xintong; The true nature of a man is Lu Han; The godfather of rock and roll is Wang Feng; With love special chapter Ziyi; Not close female Tsang Chi-wai; Aaron Kwok; Do not rely on Lao Tzu Wang Sicong; Patriotic artist Du Haitao; Pure beauty white lily; A happy family Wang Baoqiang; No double is Yang Yang; Adhere to the original Guo Xiaosi; Ko Chen-tung, who never took drugs; Li Yifeng, best actor of Flowers; Huang Zitao; A good wife and mother is Ma Rong;
The scientific community
- Newton (1643-1727) : Being too idle at home
- Einstein (1879-1955) : When writing his papers, he also wanted to refer to the literature
The world
- I still don’t know what Versailles literature is. I just went on vacation in the mountains yesterday. No signal. I went on weibo this morning and suddenly found that the signal was full. It was my husband who built the signal station overnight. Straight guy spending money like that, we really need to talk about it!
- I got a cold. I’m so annoyed. One night 7, 8 girls with my quilt, really uncomfortable. This is not the key point, a night on the bed fell what cat eye diamond ring, what diamond necklace is, what diamond mobile phone, are special, sleep a bit also uncomfortable
- Speaking out is very embarrassed, I just know eggs have shell recently, used to eat housekeeper peel good, always thought eggs are white soft
- Today is another day of hard work moving bricks! I can only rest for two hours at noon. Although I can get off work at five o ‘clock on time, I have to go to the company at ten o ‘clock in the morning, and I am easily late for traffic jam. What’s the use of driving a Lamborghini
- Yesterday, the leader reported that if this PPT fails, his annual salary will be reduced by 500,000 yuan, which is my meal money for a day
- These days really heart too tired, the boss is always worried that I will go out to start my own business, the trust of people, just because I come back from Silicon Valley? Alas, don’t say
- I was so sad that I dared not cry at home. So I booked a plane ticket to Hong Kong. Looking at the Victoria Harbor outside my room, I could finally cry with joy.
- Every time I order takeout, the delivery boy always can’t find my home. Every villa has its number. Forget it. What do you want to eat from now on
- Today, I saw a bronze tripod with my friend in the museum. When I got home, I remembered that it was a pair of books on my bookcase, and I didn’t know if I would break it
- I really regret the salary increase and promotion. In fact, the salary after tax is only 500,000 yuan more, but there are many more things to worry about. It is really not easy to work
- Good envy others can be nine to five, in the busy pace of life to find their own value and significance, unlike me, every day do nothing, can only rely on rent to barely survive, such a life when can change ah!
- What a mess! Having received offers from three prestigious universities at the same time, I am the worst at making choices. Early know to prepare for an examination of the time to relax a little bit, it seems that a week of review preparation time is still a little long
- I don’t know where my date learned the bad habit of drinking too much to transfer money to me, last time direct transfer six figures. I said every time I don’t need, my own monthly salary enough to transfer to him many times, he still wouldn’t listen. Well, men are like that
- It is rare to have a weekend dinner with my husband, so he ordered the Australian lamb kebabs restaurant with nine Stars in Michelin. It is nothing new. Although it costs 399 skewers, it is still like eating waxen after eating 100 skewers. That’s not the point. The point is he insisted on drinking. I said you don’t drink, I can’t drive your Ferrari, Mr. Said, nothing, crashed and buy another
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Versailles literature, so that there is no hard x
Programmer vs. product manager
In the IT world, product managers who don’t quarrel with programmers are not good programmers, and they seem to have mortal enemies.
Do you still remember the requirement raised by the product manager in the last two years: the theme color of the App can be automatically adjusted according to the color of the phone case? When faced with this requirement, programmers stopped talking about it and started doing it.
So, if programmers and product managers are familiar with Versailles literature, what kind of flattering (pinching) dialogue do they have?
Programmer 웃 : good envy you use a computer screen is enough, unlike us to double screen. One for research, one for codeProduct Manager: oh. I thought the budget of this project was only 10,000 yuan, but I didn’t expect to see 100,000 yuan instead of a 0. Please help me think about how to spend money. Programmer 웃 :…
Programmer 웃 : just participated in the work that time especially likes to use the mechanical keyboard, the voice is crisp B lattice high. Now I feel likeStatic capacityThe keyboard is also ok, feel is very goodProduct Manager: I also don’t like using mechanical keyboards. The keys are too loud. Sometimes I wake up early to work and disturb the sleeping girl next to me
Programmer 웃 : Double eleven blood fight over, start with a PIECE of RTX4000, that play games is really too cool. I just bought a house, and now I have to eat dirt for this monthProduct Manager: Really enjoy programmers 웃 : By the way, what did you buy?Product Manager: Buy a hammer Programmer 웃 : Hammer isn’t bankrupt? Buy the IPhone 12 Pro MaxProduct Manager: YES, I just bought a siheyuan in the second ring road last month. The decoration is a little shabby. I will buy a hammer to repair it when I have time
Programmer 웃 : I have been working in the core department of the company for several years, serving the company conscientiously and conscientiously, and solving some technical problems every time. It is expected that I will be promoted to the position of group leader by the end of the year, and the reporting object will be directly changed into the department director, which is quite stressful. Tey, what are you doing?Product Manager: make PPT programmer 웃 : so late still write product description to customer ah. By the way, I will arrange my team leader assistant to meet your requirements in the futureProduct Manager: Promotion report. I will be officially promoted to be the product director next week. It is quite stressful to directly report to the CEO, so I am still adjusting the PPT so late
Programmer 웃 : today can next morning class, the test said that the test finished no Bug can be online tomorrow. It’s amazing that there are no bugs in a code that I’ve spent five or six minutes typing.Product ManagerB: Oh, come by for dinner? I will stay in this suite near my office tonight. My aunt is cooking. What would you like? Programmer 웃 :…
Programmer 웃 : at ordinary times working overtime dog finally got return, the end of the month can be promoted pay rise, do not know a month take 10 thousand is a kind of what kind of experience?Product Manager: I don’t know, I have never taken such a low programmer 웃 : You busy (NMB)
Programmer 웃 : Since I became a department manager, I don’t need to type code any more. Executive tasks are arranged for the following to complete, and then I chat with colleagues, paddling on the line, the feeling is quite boring after a long timeProduct Manager: MY day is boring, too. Since my family got the demolition money and left the company, I haven’t been to work any more. Honestly, I envy you having someone to talk to
✍ summary
In fact, “Versailles literature” is just a mockery of our work and life, and more often it is just used by netizens to mock themselves, making the atmosphere is still good. Here is a reminder that if you are not the founder and chairman of the company, but just a part-time job, whether you are CEO or President, do not wear this type of pussy in public.
Versailles has a low barrier to entry, butwellIt’s very difficult. After all, the ultimate part of it is not to say hi, but to overcome guilt with real material. For example, look at Jack Ma, Ma Huateng, Wang Jianlin and so on.
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