Hi, I’m crooked.

Did you see this hot search yesterday?

When I saw the news, a conversation flashed through my mind.

Just to be clear, this is all a figurehead of my own, not backed up by any real scenes, and has no connotations. Purely for fun, do not sit in the same seat, do not open bar.

I’m going to save my ass.

What emerges in my mind at that time is such a dialogue.

Code farmer small wang: yo, an inattentive now how is 18 point 18, the work stem too put into, also worked overtime a little meeting, today lead but true full ah, completely did not touch fish. Ok, time is almost up, go home and cook a simple meal with my girlfriend, and then watch TV while eating.

Boss Ma: Xiao Wang, come here, please help to have a look at the demand here, evaluate the technical solution, make a SIMPLE PPT, write a document, tomorrow morning when I come to work together to check.

Xiao Wang: Boss, did you mean 10 o ‘clock when you go to work tomorrow morning?

Boss Ma: Yeah, why, what’s the problem?

Code farmer wang: that what, boss, the company recently sent the official document do not know you read. It’s that compulsion…

Boss Ma: Oh, you mean forced off duty which one? I know, big boss also special group will emphasize to us, want to carry out well.

Xiao Wang: Look, it’s already 18:20. Belong to overwork, otherwise I mention an overwork application, you help me examine and approve.

Boss Ma: Don’t! You mustn’t! Xiao Wang, the application for overtime is related to my performance. What are you doing to me?

Xiao Wang: Ok, boss, I see. You go ahead. I’ll work a little longer.

Boss Ma: Come on, hurry up and go home. It’s easy to be seen here, isn’t it? It would have been worse for me if it had been reported anonymously.

Xiao Wang: Does the boss mean I’ll work at home and bring it back tomorrow morning?

Boss Ma: Yeah, it’s not like there’s no Internet at home. In addition, it is best to make a phone call to communicate directly if there is a problem, but do not use wechat, which is easy to leave a handle. Just a few days ago, when we tried to run this policy, Lao Li from the next group was reported, and there was a screenshot of the wechat of the enterprise in the report evidence, which was beaten to death. It is estimated that the performance of this month is ugly.

Code farmer xiao Wang: boss, you see, I have no overtime application record, and not in the company office, how to apply for overtime pay then?

Boss Ma: Overtime? You said it yourself, you are not in the company overtime, what overtime pay? It’s a matter of your own ability to do your work and not finish it in the time you’re supposed to. You take it home with you of your own accord. This is not overtime.

Xiao Wang: Well, you’ve just…

Boss Ma: Come on! Xiao Wang, I want to remind you that you were rated as a senior developer above your interview level. I hope that after coming in, you can fight, grow up quickly. At the senior development level, it’s not just about getting things done. You need to be able to solve problems in a systematic way, and you need to work on that. That’s why I give you this requirement, the original intention is to exercise you. It’s okay if you can’t handle it. I can give it to someone else. But I also want to remind you that your output last year, compared to the same level, was a little thin. This year is just beginning, so put your best foot forward. Before he was promoted last year, he could sleep on the floor of the project room for a whole year. Now you don’t see him leave at 18 o ‘clock on time, but he voluntarily continues to work at home. When you look at his code submission records, he usually submits them at more than 1 o ‘clock in the morning. Growth, must be accompanied by pain, when you are the most painful time is actually you grow the fastest. Come on, at the end of the year for you to fight for the highest level of performance, I am optimistic about you!

Xiao Wang: Thanks boss, I’ll do it! I do! Tomorrow morning for sure! I had to work overtime. No one asked me to work overtime. I did! Boss walk slowly.

Boss just walk, code farmer small wang’s mobile phone ring ring came “today son common people, true ah true happy… “It was my girlfriend calling.

Girlfriend: Hello, Xiao Wang wang? Where are you? I want to tell you something. I have bought the vegetables, but I may not be able to cook with you tonight.

Xiao Wang: I see, honey. Me too. Put it in the fridge. Come back tonight and make noodles. Acutely!

Girlfriend: How can you swear? That’s not good.

Soon home, after xiao Wang suo next instant noodles, said to his girlfriend: I understand, this six o ‘clock forced work is another form of overtime. Belong to the clever name, with boasting painting cake! On the surface, the boss takes the lead to go home and work overtime. In fact, the boss leaves the office when he gets off. Employees really have to work overtime! After the matter into the boss club tender model, employee self-doubt! Thirty percent of the credit for overtime work!

Girl friend: how do you work overtime just 70%?

Xiao Wang: 70% of them belong to the boss! Can be divided into 30% also depends on the eyes of the leadership!

Girlfriend: Fuck.

Xiao Wang: Oh, how can you say dirty words? That’s not good. Mainly I thought it was weird.

Girlfriend: Why do you feel weird?

Xiao Wang: Look, my demand hasn’t changed, my KPI hasn’t changed, my workload hasn’t changed, but my working hours have shortened. So what do you mean it’s getting longer?

Girlfriend:…

Xiao Wang: Besides, I remember another thing. Do you remember that guy from station B who was reviewing a while back? We just chat, there is no one else, do you think it is possible that we have the same situation, work overtime at home. The result gave a thing, above check down, punch card record is completely normal, can be very hard to say: this employee does not exist to work overtime, on time.

Girl friend: I drop mama ah, you can not say, fine think extremely fear. But I don’t think you can be so pessimistic, I think it’s actually a good thing, depending on the reality of the landing.

Xiao Wang: I don’t believe it! Have you forgotten that school left early and you went home late at night to do your homework?

Girlfriend: How can you believe that?

Xiao Wang: Unless their company’s name has been voluntarily listed in the article “I am sour, come to see those 955 companies” under the project, and others recognized.

Girlfriend: The road is long… Stop it and start volunteering for overtime.