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Daily joy: as a programmer of you, although the BUG changed constantly, but our source of happiness can not be less!!

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2. A bug is similar to a mosquito:

1. I don’t know where to hide.

I don’t know how many.

3. Always show up when you’re about to go to sleep.

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I am a bitter B programmer, work overtime to nearly overnight tonight, sleepy quickly can not open their eyes, female boss is very concerned about, ask me to eat snack.

I said angrily, snack calculate, can let me sleep on the line.

Female boss red face to say a sentence hate, then sit beside me not to move, seem to distance me very close, make me very nervous, does she discover my program to give a bug?

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IT is too hard. What if I want to change my career?” “Hit Enter.”

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Goddess: you can make this forum people all quarrel, I will go with you tonight.

Programmer: Python is the best language!

Forum fryer, all kinds of fights.

Goddess: good for you. Let’s go. You can do whatever you want.

Programmer: Not today. I have to convince them that Python is the best language.

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A programmer had an interview. The interviewer asked, “You have only graduated two years ago. How did you get three years of work experience? !” Programmer answer: “work overtime.”

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Boss: Xiao Cheng, the new version must be online before work!

Xiao Cheng: Ok.

The next day, the boss went to work and asked xiao Cheng: how did the new version not go online?

Xiao Cheng: I’m not off work yet.

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A programmer decided to practice calligraphy after retirement, so he spent a lot of money to buy the four treasures of the study. One day, after dinner suddenly born elegant xing, grind ink to imitate paper, and point on the good sandalwood. Calm for a moment, splash ink brush, solemnly write down a line: Hello world!

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IT is too hard. What if I want to change my career?” “Hit Enter.”

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Must read for programmer:

Stage 1:

  • C Programming and Design

  • C++ advanced book

  • Introduction to Swift and Practice

Stage 2:

  • Teach you how not to be Angry

  • “Lao zi”

  • Silent Anger

Stage 3:

  • Guide to Rehabilitation of Cervical Spondylosis

  • Daily Care of Lumbar Disc Herniation

  • The Self-healing of OcD

Stage 4:

  • “Alive”

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A programmer drowned while swimming at the beach. He cried desperately for help before he died. There were many lifeguards on the beach, but no one could save him. Because he kept Shouting “F1!” “Formula one!” No one knows what formula One really means.

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Share happiness, hope everyone can be happy after work and study!!

The journey of being a programmer is long, so remember to smile. Encounter problems can also communicate with small make up oh!