preface
Start on the back of the pot, as a development, is decisive to leave or be retained.
1. The last hurrah
“Well, if it isn’t our guitar player, why are you sitting in the corner again?”
I raised my head and narrowed my eyes to see the bearer. Lancet eyebrows, thin lips, face, eyes are clever, but this face is really how to look how cool. If I hadn’t come here so often and gotten to know her, I would have thought she was taunting me.
I straightened up and leaned hard on my back.
“You leave your shop, madame? Besides, your sofa cushions are too hard. You need to change them.”
“You lost your job?”
The landlady did not answer, but the sudden words made my muddled mind recall what had happened during the day…
2. Take the blame and leave
“Hey, the price of online pre-sale products has increased by 100 times. Look at it!”
Boa’s hurried voice came from inside my phone. My brain immediately filled with blood. What the hell, there was an accident online? No, such an obvious bug should have been found during testing. ! How could it be on the line before it was discovered. Something tells me it’s not easy.
I raised my hand to check the time. It was nearly 1 a.m. I returned to the company, Boa sister is comforting… Crying Shen Xiaobai. I suddenly realized something. Shen Xiaobai saw me back, did not continue to cry out, but tears more turbulent.
“What did you do?
Boa stopped me and looked at me warily.
“It’s happened. See if there’s any way you can fix it.”
Shen Xiaobai, the youngest girl in the group. Although the lacrimal gland has always been very developed, but still careful work. Boa, who joined the company at the same time as me, likes to wear thigh-high boots and give people candy, but is actually a bit of a gangster. The company has a rumor, Bao er sister and Shen Xiaobai are Cousins, because bao er sister special protection, especially protect shen Xiaobai’s short.
“Did it cause damage?”
“No, it’s just pre-sale. But the number of complaints is very high. In just over two hours, there have been more than 3,000 complaints.”
Ok. I rebooted my computer, found the publishing platform in my bookmarks, and requested urgent publishing.
2 hours, 3000 single customers complain, say more or less, say less is not small, the key to see if there is someone to help you carry some things. But there is no doubt that for Shen Xiaobai, I must carry something for her.
Urgent release, applicant: Zhannan. Application reason: Slag Nan. Probably for most companies, requesting an emergency release is tantamount to having an online malfunction. When that goes wrong, someone has to take the blame.
“Small white, what did you change?”
“When I closed the code, I closed my own bad code.”
Following the prompt, I locate the problem code. It’s a public function, a function that transfers money into thousands of fractions. Shen Xiaobai is the first cent to turn yuan to comment out!
function format_with_regex(number,isFeng) {
if(! number || ! ['string'.'number'].includes(typeof number)){
breake;
}
// If it is divided, convert it to 2 decimal places first
//if(isFeng){
// }
const n = String(number)
const reg = / \ d {1, 3} (? =(\d{3})+$)/g;
return n.replace(reg, '$&,);
}
Copy the codeI saw the code running online, with bright comments. Actually, I’m confused. There’s a switch on every feature line, just to prevent that from happening. Someone feedback online problem, click, switch off, online venue will not appear ah! Front-end prevention and control system can also do ah!
She seemed to sense my confusion and offered me a cup of coffee she had already drunk.
“Slag, don’t mind, I just drank a mouthful. You know, you’ve had a bit of a rough ride, and this pre-sale will definitely not cost you anything in the first few hours. But it may have some negative impact on the company. So the prevention and control side has not been approved…”
Through heart cool. I’m waiting for you right here. Shen Xiaobai just gave those bosses a chance. My mind goes back to a few months ago…
“Dirtbag, I want you on my side. You mean a lot to me.”
“I’m sorry. I already support the old sheep.”
“Don’t regret it.”
…
Finally, the old sheep retired to his wife and children. When the first one left, the position of head of the department went to the second one. Unexpectedly, after resisting for a few months, he fell down in this wave.
I asked Shen xiaobai to restore the code. I turned on the computer again, found the bookmark of the publishing platform, and clicked it to apply for urgent publishing. Applicant: Zhannan. Reason for application: Dealing with online bugs. Person in charge: Zhannan. Approved by: Jia Nan.
You ask me why I can approve myself? Oh, I was the owner of this publishing platform at the beginning, and I have the highest authority of the publishing platform. Ironically, one day I will approve my own emergency release.
“Hey, you can take a ride to fix it! There’s no need for an emergency release…”
“Sister Boa, I’m tired. If I don’t get their way, I don’t think anyone in my group will end up well by the end of the year.”
Twenty minutes, and it’s done. Usually I have to wait in line for an hour or two, which is the biggest priority. Emergency release? Big department company emergency release is like taking the blame. I suddenly realized that as a technology, as a management, maybe it’s time to leave…
3. Stupid things you’ve done
“Hey, wake up, wake up…”
When I opened my eyes again, the landlady grabbed my face and shook me awake repeatedly. It was so close that I almost thought I was going to be kissed, but for the angry face of the landlady.
“Hey, hey, our guitarist had a sudden attack of appendicitis and was rushed to the hospital. Now I can’t go on stage without my guitarist!”
I turned my head and tried to go to getai. There was only a shelf on which to put music and a figure walking down the stage. I know him. I think he’s the resident piano player.
“Oh, madame. Can’t you get along without your guitarist?”
“I’m the boss here, not the wife of the boss! You call me the wife of the boss again believe or not I kick you to death? Be good, and take it!”
A guitar, LAVA ME Pro. I grabbed my guitar and staggered to the stage like an alcoholic. The lights came down, and only a bench and music could be seen. The glare of the light made me squint to see the score.
It is Jay Chou’s Rice Fragrance, the rhythm is very happy, the chord is difficult. I remember a few years ago, when a bar was looking for a guitarist, I applied for it quickly. It was my first guitar, with average sound quality and average technique. At least I didn’t know how to play “Fragrance of Rice” back then. The owner’s wife took me in and gave me a part-time job, not acting, but a chance to learn.
It’s the first stupid thing I’ve ever done that I don’t regret. I had a part-time job in a bar when I couldn’t find a job.
“What a situation! Why did a drunkard get up there…”
“Yes. Why let a drunk man on stage.”
“Well. He looks like another poor fellow! ‘
“……”
The first chord sound, light out of a little sister, hands gently beat time.
“If you complain too much about the world, you fall down and dare not move on…”
3. An unexpected interview invitation
Now that I’ve decided to leave, I feel much more relaxed. Resignation has been offered. All that remains is to hand over some work. In fact, with the exception of some bosses who are really annoying, my team members are all nice.
Lao Chen, known as Yan Zu. Person: Min Hang Wu Yan Zu. In addition to being stylish, and especially caring for their beards, I am afraid that the most common thing to do is to do some technology. Many of the technical projects that have been landed have his shadow. He was the first person I confessed to. After all, we were on good terms, and I was worried that Lao Chen would suffer the same treatment after he took my place.
Shen Xiaobai, my intern, named Tiger. It is said that she wanted to be seen as fierce, although she actually cried easily. I wrote a very good review of her internship report, a little selfish, and I erased everything that she didn’t do well. So, no matter whether she ultimately chooses to stay or go, there should be no problem with the reverse part.
And… Okay, I can’t believe I didn’t find Boa. I was hoping boa would take more responsibility for this group of developers. We entered the company in the same batch, Boa sister was mixed into the position of second in command of operations, and I ended up with a miserable end.
Woof, woof, woof! The dog barked again.
“Hello, who’s that?”
“Hello, THIS is HR from XXXX. Do you want to change your job soon?”
Oh, my God, the circle would love to. It’s only been two days, and I’ve already been contacted by a big factory?
“Well. Yes. How about setting up an interview?”
“Wow, isn’t that something HR should be saying?”
“Ha ha. When do you think the interviewer will have time?”
“Eight o ‘clock tonight?
“OK.”
O, fie! I’m the dog. I almost licked it.
Don’t worry about that for a while. Prepare for the interview next night. Well, let’s make a list of knowledge networks.
In my mind, as if on a slide, the things I have done in the past slowly summed up, summed up, for a time I unexpectedly lost track of time. Until I woke up to an @ me.
“@Jaynan, meeting in conference room 1019.”
I hurried into the conference room, where, as expected, the head of the department was waiting for me.
“The review meeting will be held in the evening. You will prepare what you want to talk about and then come up with an optimization plan related to prevention and control.”
“Well. I see. I’ll have the plan ready, but I have a blind date tonight. It’s very important and I can’t cancel it.”
“Blind date? Are you dating 10 times a month? Don’t get away with it, you know?”
I guess you’re not gonna let me go after all. Does risk control work? You shut it down by force. I seriously looked at the department boss’s eyes, old well not wave, even if I was staring at also did not rise a little waves.
“Tell you what. If I go, you’ll leave the others in the group alone.”
“I’m talking about the review tonight. What are you talking about? !”
“Boss, each other point face, tear are embarrassing. Have I not gone just as you wished?”
In fact, as a senior or team manager, in addition to those technical means, it is more important to understand some painful and difficult business scenarios. Such as risk prevention and control measures, such as complex scenarios, such as… For example, you should include an automatic off switch in your prevention and control measures. In case someone tries to harm you.
4. Last day
On the last day, I was taken to lunch by My sister Boa.
“Boa sister, you this too waste my time, I still have a shame to eat farewell party.”
We opened a new German drive-through downstairs, and Boa seems to have a passion for clocking in all sorts of weird-sounding restaurants. Unexpectedly, Boa changed her hair style today, long hair with lamb curls. Not to mention, it takes some of the sharpness out of your body. But what’s going on today?
With a fork in her hand, She frantically pokes at the pizza without asking for it.
“This…… What’s going on?”
“I just said I was leaving.”
Snow. The German stout I had just drunk sputtered out. WTF?
“Why?”
“No reason.”
“No! So willful?”
Without answering me, Boa just picked up her glass and looked out. I looked at Boa’s profile and somehow I felt that this was the most beautiful Boa I had ever seen.
I’m afraid it wasn’t meant to be. In the first half of the year when I first joined the company, There was a time when Boa made a mistake in matching the amount of coupons for a promotion activity that had not yet started. I managed to stay up all night and secretly changed the code and changed the wrong matching data.
“Slag, I think your behavior and practices are childish, but I don’t know why I don’t hate it at all. Maybe people are like this, knowing it’s wrong but still like it.”
I exhaled. I hadn’t had a drink yet. Why are you drunk?
“Hey, next time you go to a bar and sing, will you take me with you?”
I was stunned.
“Also, there’s a wine there with a name I really like.”
“See you tomorrow?”
“See you tomorrow.”