Q: How do you write cute? A: October 10.
So, Today is Monday Cute Day, are you being cute?
Some professions have naturally cute attributes, like… Programmers. Why? Because…
A programmer is a computer programmer (real name: programmer ape). Three-dimensional programmers are mostly helpless pain, if it is still male, it is 100% of the great helpless pain of working overtime to death. Some also have “strange millet” attributes.
But in the second dimension, programmers can also be cute girls and girls.
▲ Kobayashi, a two-dimensional Python program in Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid
Because writers of light novels and comic books are trying to save trouble (because they don’t know anything about computers), characters with programmer attributes often have multiple other skills and are all-around techies. In fact, it is impossible to master everything from software to hardware! Programmers don’t learn to fix computers, so they don’t necessarily fix them when they break down.
Programmers sometimes dress up their code in order to prevent strange bugs.
Even if programmers have been writing code all day and don’t know anything about cute, they’re still dead. Because you must have experienced at least one of these 32 tearful and adorable moments.
1. Company interns find bugs
2. Set the breakpoint at an incorrect position during debugging
3. When I have a great debugging idea
4. Come across code you wrote years ago
5. When I first started my unit tests
SQL > Delete from database where…
7. It is clearly a small bug, but it is not good……
8. When I try to tweak something in the production database
9. It seems that no one really found the bug in my product……
10. I have one more task to finish before I leave work
11. When the product has not been tested and directly put into production
Debugging multithreading will understand!
13. When I thought I had caught all possible exceptions… when
14. When I try to clean up a few lines of so-called old code
15. When someone asks me to debug their code
When a programmer presents a project to his boss for the first time
17. That’s what pair programming is all about
18. When you see code you haven’t touched in months
19. I was wide awake when I got the call from the product manager!
20. During the test, everything was ok, and when it went live…
21. As a programmer, it’s time to torture your soul!
As a coder, I accidentally walked into a conference room full of PMS…
23. Debugging…
24. Git merge
25. When they ask me if I need to be compatible with IE
Do you always try… Catch not all possibilities!
27. When I’m trying to kick a bug to someone else
28. First attempt to quit Vim
29. When I follow a thread on Stack Overflow to solve a problem
30. An anticipated product launch Ah-ah-ah…
31. Compilation error: Brackets do not match
32. Finally, tell a joke to the goddess
Isn’t it funny? After the joy, programmers should not indulge themselves, but always fill themselves. An online live course on artificial intelligence is recommended for programmers.
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