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When I was browsing the news today, I suddenly saw that Baidu released a “2018 Internet Love Survey Report” on November 11 this year. Is a special survey on the love affairs of Internet employees in the Second banner region of pan-West. Do you know what the results of the report were?

Here, LET me show you and analyze it.

The report was conducted from four aspects: the proportion of people in love, the length of their relationship, their spending, and the frequency of their circle of friends. The results show that:

Programmers, widely regarded as “single by ability”, have the highest percentage of love affairs. PMS (product managers) often quarrel with their partners. Business managers often work overtime together.

And Baidu this survey, the number of samples is: 250, effective samples: 111; Survey methods: questionnaire survey and random sampling; The survey covered programmers, PM (product manager), operations, marketing and PR.

In the above sample, about half of the people listed as single were disqualified.

Due to the small sample size, I feel the accuracy of this survey report needs to be investigated.

The proportion of people in love is timely long

Then, the survey report says: out of 111 valid questionnaires, 58 of them are programmers, accounting for 52.25%, much higher than other professions. Then it is concluded that programmers have become the main group of Internet employees in love.

Seeing this data, I feel very happy, who said that we programmers do not have objects? Who said, you give me out, look at the data, now we have been the main group of Internet employees in love.

But, I turn head to think, wrong, west two banner area, is not the yard farmer gathering place? You have a small sample in this report and eliminated all the single ones. There are more programmers in that area than there are other professions. So, this data is like if you survey all the programmers, take out the single data, then the rest are dating, so the proportion is not 100%?

So, IN this regard, I question the authenticity of the data. But, even if it’s not true, IT seems to me that a lot of programmers these days have objects, and I’ve recently noticed something strange: programmers without objects tend to have cats. Why do you say that?

In terms of the average number of relationships, I think that’s pretty true. Statistics show that:

Programmers fall in love no more than twice on average, while pr leads the way with 12.

This data fully confirms that one of us programmers is busy with time, and the other one is loyal and does not change, let alone change.

However, the report says that the main reason why we programmers fall in love less often is:

According to some programmers, the main conflict in finding a mate is between a PM’s increasingly iterative needs and receding hairlines. Most programmers have the ultimate goal of turning a schoolgirl into a wife.

I agree with PM’s increasingly iterative demands. I disagree with hairlines and schoolgirls. Why is that? I feel like I have a lot of hair, plus, my wife is my senior.

In terms of love duration, I feel that there is nothing to analyze. After all, we programmers fall in love only a few times, so we have a long time. We are the players with strong love stability.

Relationship status

Take a look at the chart above. In terms of time spent with one’s spouse by Internet professionals, business actually spends the most time with one’s spouse than any other profession.

I suddenly want to say: this is not in line with the development of today’s new media era ah, now the new media xiaobian how busy, how tired? When is there time for another person?

Then the report said that later verification revealed that the other half of two operators in the sample were from the same company and they often worked overtime together!

Well, I told you, if new media is hot today, how can I spend time with my spouse? That’s right. The report, by this point, I’m sure, is meant to be funny.

In terms of the number of arguments with their partners, the report says: PM > Marketing > Operations > PR > Programmer.

See? We programmers love our wives so much. The programmers who made up the largest percentage of the sample argued the least, which speaks volumes about how busy we programmers are, given that we devote our arguing time to the PM (product manager).

But PMS are different. Do you argue with programmers at work and then with your spouse at home? No, it’s been reported that PMS may be using life’s quarrels to hone their ability to fight with programmers at work.

Here comes the high-powered data, keep reading:

The report also looked at the frequency of professional sex, which is an important part of love life. PM has the highest sexual frequency in the report!!

See here, I have to say, really admire product managers ah, you fight with your partner every day, and finally can mention this frequency to the highest, how do you do it?

This may be due to the fact that PMS pay more attention to the performance of user experience than other professions!!

This energetic answer, I have to accept ah, actually is to take their partner when user experience, product manager is ruthless enough!

Their least frequent pr, they say: We don’t want to, we can’t. Is your P.R. pretentious? You’ve been in love 12 times on average, and it’s not that you don’t want to, it’s that you can’t, right? Ha ha…

Look at the data, we programmer second, this data is ok, after all, is lost to what also don’t know the product manager?

spending

Can you guess which occupation, before and after the relationship, saw a significant increase in payment figures? As a programmer of us, of course, to say loudly: we ah!

This further illustrates one thing: we programmers are real, is love girlfriend, love wife. The report showed a strange set of statistics, marketing people, when in love, actually spend less than when not in love. They even call it a habit: budget control.

I feel that this fully shows that our programmers are real, a contrast, why less market? Because they do not lose is to do the market, actually outside with people to deal with, will sweet words ah, do not spend money, still can find a girlfriend!

Statistically, we programmers spend more money because, first, we have girlfriends and start to pay attention to our image. We buy nice clothes instead of plaid shirts. Second, he often gives gifts to his girlfriend. Look, we are more real, the market friends must buckle, know sweet words.

The number of times your partner appears on moments

See? Data statistics show that there are two abnormal data, one for public relations and the other for programmers. Public relations show their love almost every day in the moments of friends, more than 3 times, while programmers do not show their love, 100%.

The report said the abnormal pr data were caused by occupational insecurity and traumatic stress. We programmers don’t show, we don’t show.

What kind of answer is this? It’s not that we programmers don’t show, it’s not that we don’t show, it’s that we know how to show love quickly. Why are you in love so many times? Because show affection, die quickly, so just fall in love so many times, break up so many!

Why does everyone think we programmers are single? Why? Because we keep a low profile. Here’s the answer:

Alas, see the end, the report analysis, you know why double eleven, Baidu out of such a report? Because it doesn’t have anything to sell, someone has turned Double Eleven into a shopping day, he is telling everyone that today is not a shopping day, but a real Singles Day. This is a classic case of idle pain.

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