There are plenty of things that can crash a programmer
For instance,
1. The wrong operation
Some people say programmers are the cogs behind the scenes
No, you’re wrong. Programmers can be in the spotlight
When you accidentally submit an error code that causes the entire company service to fail, the CEO can stand by you and watch you fix it
When you execute a database Delete statement and forget to use the qualifier where to Delete the entire customer data, the chairman apologizes for you at the press conference.
Don’t be afraid of
As long as you try
One day you will shine
2. No Bug is found
Programmers spend 20% of their day writing code and 80% of their day finding bugs
Write code and run like a horse
Looking for bugs, longing to die
So they pull up their hair involuntarily
It’s probably because your brain works so fast that you subconsciously try to cool yourself by pulling your hair
And all the while
A junior programmer becomes a senior programmer with a radiator on top
3. Test OK, real machine OVER
How is the icon/launch page display different from the previous Settings?
The UI layout is fine, but running on the phone is wrong?
How is the color of the button displayed differently?
…
There are thousands of solutions on the web
There are few ways to do it
The mood of collapse has been unleashed
I just want to know if I can
4. You can’t borrow your phone
Android devices and brands
Each vendor may have a custom system
What is fit? Can you eat it?
In order to be compatible with different systems, different screens, different models
It’s easy for us to borrow mobile phones everywhere like begging!
The mantra is — borrow it for a while, return it right away
True brothers are — I do
5. Code has no comments
More painful than writing code to find bugs is looking at other people’s code
There are two main questions to consider
What’s this?
What the hell is this?
You see code without comments and want to slap the author
Seeing code with no comments and naming variables abcdXYZ makes you want to jump ship and slap the employee at his or her current company
However, most of the truth scene is, after scolding for a long time, they find that they wrote it before
6. Product change needs
Programmer’s Nightmare 1.0
When I received the news of the product after work, “I have made a little change, do you have a look?”
Programmer’s Nightmare 2.0
After working all night for several days, the product says, “The leader just changed his mind. We have to add that feature.”
That’s okay. What’s so hard about it? It’s just refactoring code
As the saying goes
It’s easy to drive programmers crazy. Changing requirements three times is enough
7. The audit was rejected again
As a great baba operator
There could be a thousand reasons to reject you
Interface is too ugly
Auditors cannot understand the English introduction
Content is too simple and wastes users’ time
Functionality is not practical and users may not like it
Your entertainment category APP is not entertaining
…
Why don’t you be reasonable and get in a fight
8. Versions iterate frequently
There is no end to APP upgrades
The end of one version means the beginning of the next
Always working on the requirements for the next release
And to be brainwashed
“Good products evolve through iteration.”
It’s just that solving problems is important, avoiding them is even more important.
9. Network disconnection, power failure, and insufficient memory
If a programmer suddenly screams
Well, maybe he just crashed looking for a bug
If a bunch of programmers scream at the same time
Well, maybe someone knocked out the power cord
If programmers who have been quietly coding suddenly start talking to each other and start looking up at the sky again
That could be another Internet blackout
Programmer crashes are low-key, invisible to the average person
They may seem to be sitting there not sad or happy, but in fact they may be experiencing inner upheaval
After the collapse
They still have a lot of work to do
There are many demands for them to fulfill
They have a lot of POTS to carry
Prick heart, prick heart every day
But was supported by a lot of small fortunately continue to work on the keyboard